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Seinfeld: A XXX Parody (2009)

Gerry introduces Elaina to the Porn Nazi's store and she becomes obsessed with getting some herself. Crammer starts making his own porn movies and pairs Gorge's fiancée Suzanne with a stud ... See full summary »

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Gerry, Gorge, Elaina and Krammer make a bet to see which one of them can go the longest without having sex.

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Gerry Seinfeld
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Elaina
Eric John ...
Crammer
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The Porn Nazi
Steve Pomerants ...
Gorge
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Regina
J. Walker ...
Noman
Natalie Norton ...
Suzanne
Tony DeSergio ...
Buck
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Video Girl
Sadie West ...
Heck, heck heck!
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Pornstar
Cassandra Calogera ...
Sandra
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Gerry introduces Elaina to the Porn Nazi's store and she becomes obsessed with getting some herself. Crammer starts making his own porn movies and pairs Gorge's fiancée Suzanne with a stud called Buck. When he entrusts Noman to deliver the tape to Gorge, it naturally falls into the wrong hands. Written by Il Tesoro

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When Regina (Ashlynn Brooke) and The Porn Nazi meet, he keeps saying "don't I know you from some place?" and she says "I don't think so". On the background of this scene there is a poster of The Office: A XXX Parody (2009) in which Brooke stars. See more »

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[Gerry is impressed by the high quality of the porn movie he just rented from the Porn Nazi]
Gerry Seinfeld: Look at this! The cinematography, it's beautiful!
Elaina: Wow, oh my god, this is good! I mean, look at the shots, the angles, everything is sexy but not cheap.
Gerry Seinfeld: I know, I got hard just from the FBI warning!
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Laugh out loud fun
11 November 2009 | by (The House of the Rising Sun) – See all my reviews

Now I've always been more of an old school TV fan and was never all that into Seinfeld, but this parody by Lee Roy Myers really hit all the right notes. Starring as 'Gerry Seinfeld', James Deen doesn't do an all out cliché Seinfeld impression but does well during the two short stand-up routines he performs. The first is about the word 'pornography', the other about fake breasts and the jokes in both actually work. The rest of the cast is equally well picked (and better physical matches than those in Myers previous effort The Office XXX Parody).

So, what happens is this: Gerry and Elaina (Kristina Rose) visit the Porn Nazi (Evan Stone) who always has the the latest & dirtiest porn. But Elaina is too much of a smart ass in line and is refused as a customer. At home with his new tape, Gerry gets a hard on from just watching the FBI warning and (after they perform some the dirty moves from the tape in real life) Elaine become obsessed with renting or buying from the Porn Nazi herself. Meanwhile Gorge (nonsex Steve Pomerants) is upset because he's getting married in a month and Crammer (Eric John) has become fed up with his own porn collection so he decides to film his own adult features instead.

Gerry who ain't Seinfeld becomes annoyed with his girlfriend Regina (Ashlynn Brooke) because she gets orgasmic-ally excited about everything and anything, so she ends up with the Porn Nazi. Elaina has to settle for girl on girl sex with the Video clerk (London Keyes) in order to get her hands on some of the Porn Nazi's merchandise. Gorge is naturally upset when he finds out Crammer is planning to film his fiancée Suzanne (Natalie Norton) with another guy called Buck (Tony DeSergio) and all of them are shocked when Noman (J. Walker) leaves that particular home move at the Porn Nazi's store. Finally Jerry turns his stand-up into a sex act with a little help from the giant natural breasts of Cassandra Calogera.

As noted before, I actually found myself enjoying all the bits in between the sex much more than the actual intercourse, and those were nothing to cry about either. Especially that first scene between Gerry and Elaina in which Kristina Rose proved that it may not be polite to talk with your mouth full but it can sure be kinky. All of this makes me look forward to the next few entries in New Sensation's sitcom parodies: Friends, Scrubs and 30 Rock.

8 out of 10


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