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Jordon Saffron: Taste This! (2009)

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This is the comedic story of Jordon Saffron, the big time, big ego chef of Hollywood who uses his secret ingredient Saffron, to 'make woman orgasm' over his food. But soon, his big ego, too... See full summary »

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Nikki
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Louie
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Jordon Saffron
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Entertainment Reporter
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Sasha, groupie with food on feet
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Dr. Drew
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Psychic
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Drug party girl
Alejandra Ford ...
Bar guest
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Sammy
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Audrey
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Food Critic
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Cookoff announcer
Josh Knox ...
Trolley guy
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This is the comedic story of Jordon Saffron, the big time, big ego chef of Hollywood who uses his secret ingredient Saffron, to 'make woman orgasm' over his food. But soon, his big ego, too much partying and not enough cooking means Saffron loses it all, his girlfriend Nikki his restaurant, TV show and business partner Louie and mysteriously his ability to taste his food. Shamed, he leaves Hollywood, and heads back to his home town of Chicago to work at his Dad's pizza shop and try and discover where it all went wrong. His soul searching journey gives him a chance meeting to reconnect with his true love he left behind Audry, with visits to a flamboyant psychic, an acupuncturist and a psychiatrist and finds himself in a cook-off with his old rival Kimmel the Spam King of Chicago, all in the quest to get back his taste buds and his former glory. Written by Official JS

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A big-ego celebrity chef combined with the world's most expensive spice, makes for a delicious comedy.

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Rated R for language, some drug use and brief sexual content
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The was no script for the movie, it was completely improvised. See more »

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Absolute garbage
31 October 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This film is completely unwatchable rubbish.

Imagine someone with too much money and too much time (but not spending much of their time or money), making a film with friends on a wobbly camera. Nobody has any idea what's going on or what to say.. the acting is wooden at best.

Who told Sergio Myers that he was funny and clever enough to make a film and star in it? With amateurs like this it's a recipe for disaster when the director is also in front of the camera. Who is telling him that his acting stinks? Everyone was probably too bored to care.

The worst part is knowing I will never get back the 88 minutes I spent half comatose watching this nonsense. I only hope nobody else wastes a chunk of their precious life on this too. 0/10.


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