| Thomas Jane | ... | Ray Drecker | |
| Jane Adams | ... | Tanya Skagle | |
| Eddie Jemison | ... | Ronnie Haxon | |
| Charlie Saxton | ... | Damon Drecker | |
| Sianoa Smit-McPhee | ... | Darby Drecker | |
| Anne Heche | ... | Jessica Haxon | |
| Natalie Zea | ... | Jemma | |
| Rebecca Creskoff | ... | Lenore Bernard | |
| Lauren Weedman | ... | Horny Patty | |
| Marylouise Burke | ... | Jessica's Mother | |
| Toby Huss | ... | Cliff | |
| Joshua Leonard | ... | Pierce | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Randy Fratkin | ... | Skeezy Bar Patron (uncredited) | |
| Episode Crew |
Directed by | |||
| Bronwen Hughes | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Colette Burson | (creator) & | |
| Dmitry Lipkin | (creator) | |
| Brett C. Leonard | (written by) | |
| Brett C. Leonard | (staff writer) | |
Produced by | |||
| Colette Burson | .... | executive producer | |
| B. Ted Deiker | .... | associate producer (as Ted Deiker) | |
| Noreen Halpern | .... | executive producer | |
| Ellen Herman | .... | consulting producer (as Ellie Herman) | |
| Emily Kapnek | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Kathryn Lekan | .... | co-producer | |
| Dmitry Lipkin | .... | executive producer | |
| John Morayniss | .... | executive producer | |
| Guy Oseary | .... | co-producer | |
| Alexander Payne | .... | executive producer | |
| Peter Phillips | .... | associate producer | |
| Angela Robinson | .... | consulting producer | |
| Michael Rosenberg | .... | executive producer | |
| Hilton Smith | .... | co-producer (as Hilton H. Smith) | |
| Scott Stephens | .... | co-executive producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Craig Wedren | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Uta Briesewitz | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Annette Davey | |||
Casting by | |||
| Anya Colloff | |||
| Amy McIntyre Britt | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Richard Toyon | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Sharon Busse | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Ryan Welsch | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Alix Friedberg | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Ingrid Hartowicz-Fuentes | .... | key make-up artist | |
| Carol Pershing | .... | department head hair | |
| John Rizzo | .... | department head make-up | |
| Ron Snyder | .... | assistant department head make-up | |
| Karen Zanki | .... | key hairstylist | |
Production Management | |||
| Peter Feldman | .... | production supervisor | |
| Hilton Smith | .... | unit production manager (as Hilton H. Smith) | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Jennifer Anderson | .... | first assistant director | |
| Tracy Boyd | .... | second unit director | |
| Christy Busby | .... | additional second assistant director: Michigan Unit | |
| Susie Flower | .... | second assistant director | |
| Andrew N. Miller | .... | second second assistant director (as Andy Miller) | |
Art Department | |||
| George Atamian | .... | set dresser (as George Atamain) | |
| Peter Ayala | .... | buyer | |
| Brook Bacon | .... | gangboss | |
| Scott Baily | .... | set dresser | |
| Chris Carriveau | .... | leadman | |
| Shana Comeaux | .... | estimator | |
| Joe Connolly | .... | property master | |
| Phil Dagort | .... | set designer | |
| Rick Dodson | .... | set dresser | |
| James Fernandez | .... | on set dresser | |
| Terry Franti | .... | propmaker | |
| Anthony Gaudio | .... | paint foreman | |
| Chris Guzman | .... | laborer | |
| Bill Jones | .... | additional props | |
| Simon Jones | .... | graphic designer | |
| Michael LaCorte | .... | art department coordinator | |
| George A. Lee | .... | assistant property master (as George Lee) | |
| Glenda Mullins | .... | painter | |
| Nathan O'Reilly | .... | set dresser: Michigan Unit | |
| Peter Olexiewicz | .... | construction coordinator | |
| Ryan Olexiewicz | .... | propmaker | |
| Caroline Quinn | .... | set designer (as Caroline Quinn-Decker) | |
| James Reynolds | .... | stage foreman | |
| Brooke Sartorius | .... | set dresser (as Brook Satorius) | |
| Johnathan Schaab | .... | greensman (as Johnathin Schaab) | |
| Mike Slattery | .... | location foreman | |
| Shawn Sykes | .... | labor foreman | |
| Mike Webster | .... | plasterer | |
| Richard Wheeler | .... | general foreman | |
| Rodney Wright | .... | propmaker | |
| Samuel Pactol | .... | painter (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Jane Boegel | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Kenneth R. Burton | .... | re-recording mixer (as Ken Burton) | |
| Dave Hancock | .... | recordist (as David Hancock) | |
| Nathan Hankins | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Jordan Lezama | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Larry Mann | .... | supervising sound editor (as Lawrence H. Mann) | |
| William Munroe | .... | boom operator | |
| Andre Perreault | .... | re-recording mixer | |
| Michael Sana | .... | assistant sound editor (as Mike Sana) | |
| Mark Steinbeck | .... | sound mixer | |
| Ben Wienert | .... | boom operator | |
| Jordan Wilby | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Jeremy Balko | .... | adr mixer (uncredited) | |
| Andreas Drost | .... | dubbing recordist (uncredited) | |
| Ryan Maguire | .... | foley mixer (uncredited) | |
| Waldo Valenzuela | .... | sound re-recording mixer (uncredited) | |
Special Effects by | |||
| John C. Hartigan | .... | special effects supervisor (as John Hartigan) | |
| Zak Knight | .... | special effects technician | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| David Altenau | .... | visual effects supervisor (as David T. Altenau) | |
| Tim Jacobsen | .... | visual effects producer (uncredited) | |
| Josh Miyaji | .... | digital compositor (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Josh Goldfield | .... | stunts | |
| David Kilde | .... | stunts | |
| Madison Turner | .... | stunts | |
| Tierre Turner | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| David Kilde | .... | stunt coordinator (uncredited) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Lisa Beach | .... | original casting | |
| Rose Gilpin | .... | extras casting: Michigan Unit | |
| Sarah Katzman | .... | original casting (as Sara Katzman) | |
| Joyce Kurtz | .... | voice casting (as Joyce Kurtz-Joyce's Voices) | |
| Mac Marshall | .... | extras casting | |
| Garrett McGuire | .... | casting associate | |
| Kathy Remski | .... | extras casting: Michigan Unit | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Paul Corricelli | .... | costumer (as Paul Coricelli) | |
| Carolyn Dessert | .... | costume supervisor (as Carolyn Dessert-Lauterio) | |
| Alexandra Dewey | .... | costumer | |
| Lorie Shew | .... | costumer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Pankaj Bajpai | .... | DiTV final colorist | |
| Dan Boothe | .... | dailies colorist: DiTV | |
| Karen M. Boyle-Anastasio | .... | smoke editor (as Karen Boyle-Anastasio) | |
| Seth Clark | .... | assistant editor | |
| Shaheed Qaasim | .... | assistant editor | |
| Malik Redman | .... | post-production coordinator | |
| Lizzy Calhoun | .... | assistant editor (uncredited) | |
Music Department | |||
| Robbie Adams | .... | music editor | |
| Mark Wike | .... | music supervisor | |
| Josh Hertz | .... | assistant music editor (uncredited) | |
| Matt Novack | .... | technical score advisor (uncredited) | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Dan E. Collier | .... | driver (as Dan Collier) | |
| Lindsay Dougherty | .... | dispatcher: Michigan Unit | |
| Mike Jones | .... | driver: Michigan Unit | |
| Craig Kirchner | .... | transportation captain: Michigan Unit | |
| Ray Leon | .... | driver | |
| Reno S. Mifsud | .... | driver: Michigan Unit (as Reno Mifsud) | |
| Bill Neckrock | .... | driver: Michigan Unit | |
| Joe Popp | .... | driver | |
| Jason Sanders | .... | transportation captain | |
| Rick Sanders | .... | transportation co-captain | |
| Andy Straub | .... | transportation coordinator | |
| Lyn Vandeman | .... | driver | |
| Paul Veluzat | .... | driver | |
| Jon Wilborn | .... | driver (as John Wilborn) | |
| Jennifer Gonzalez | .... | driver: cast (uncredited) | |
| David B. Jackson | .... | driver (uncredited) | |
| Series Crew These people are regular crew members. Were they in this episode? |
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Colette Burson | creator | |
| Dmitry Lipkin | creator | |
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| Company credits | External reviews | IMDb TV section |
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Gigolo/high school teacher Ray (Thomas Jane) fails in attempting to turn Client Jemma into girlfriend Jemma. As difficult as she was to please as a female John she remains the one woman he has met since his split from his nightmarish shrew wife (Anne Heche) that made him feel anything like he did in happier times. Jemma's requests of him doing complicated romantic things as a prelude to their trysts appear to have had more of an effect on him than her. This episode reveals her true motives.
Sulking Ray dines with his ex-wife, their kids and her dorky but affluent new husband Ronnie (Eddie Jemison).
Sensing tension he steals a private moment with the man who has displaced him and dryly asks Ronnie a few questions the guy is already asking himself the substance of which is really just one question i.e. "Ya got what ya wanted Chump but do you want what ya got?". The moment flatters neither of them but Ray felt so bad about how his life came apart he can't help himself.
Crass, profane and generally inconsiderate to the point of being hurtful Lenore re-establishes contact with Tanya (Jane Adams) offering a lead on a new client for Ray i.e. a sexually frustrated co-worker 'Horny Patty' who is very easily satisfied but not particularly wealthy. Lenore is set to join the series as a regular.