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Phil: If a girl like that was throwing me those kind of looks, she'd already be in the backseat of my car, disappointed.

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Phil: We don't have to eat your leftovers tonight, we can have your entrees. Finally, some sloppy firsts!

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Phil: Dude, you should've known better than to hook Sammy up with such a hot chick. His hair-trigger junk can't take that kind of stimulus.

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Phil: Oh, look at me, I'm Mandy pretending not to be crazy anymore.

Mandy: I deserved that, Phil. In fact I owe you an apology too.

Phil: Wait... what?

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Heather: Hi, you must be Phil... my dad would hate you!

Phil: My dad would try to bang you.

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