Phil: If a girl like that was throwing me those kind of looks, she'd already be in the backseat of my car, disappointed.
Phil: We don't have to eat your leftovers tonight, we can have your entrees. Finally, some sloppy firsts!
Phil: Dude, you should've known better than to hook Sammy up with such a hot chick. His hair-trigger junk can't take that kind of stimulus.
Phil: Oh, look at me, I'm Mandy pretending not to be crazy anymore.
Mandy: I deserved that, Phil. In fact I owe you an apology too.
Phil: Wait... what?