Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010) Poster


Tucker: Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

Dale: You thought I looked like some kind of freak?

Allison: We misjudged you Dale. I'm... I'm really sorry.

Dale: Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.

Dale: Do some of your friends take medication?

Allison: Why?

Dale: Because I think they forgot to take it.

Tucker: All right... I know what this is.

Dale: What?

Tucker: This is a suicide pact.

Dale: It's a what?

Tucker: These kids are coming out here, and killing themselves all over the woods.

Dale: My God, that makes so much sense.

Tucker: Holy shit. We have go to hide all of the sharp objects!

Tucker: He's heavy for half a guy.

Jason: You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe, it's not good for you.

Chloe: Yeah, well, fucking dying isn't good for you either but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody!

Dale: How is he even walking right now, Tuck?

Tucker: He looks like he's gonna walk it off, he's gonna be fine!

Dale: [after a spear lands between his legs] I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear.

Dale: Uh-oh-oh, it's the pancakes! You don't like pancakes, I will get you sumpin' else!

Allison: What was that?

Dale: Anthemis nobilis

Allison: Huh?

Dale: It's the ingredient in camomile tea that causes allergic reactions in rare cases... like I said, I remember weird stuff.

Allison: Wait, wait! Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, okay? Nobody wants to hurt anyone.

Tucker: [as he favors the hand with the fingers that Chad cut off] You could've fooled me!

Chad: Fuck off, hillbilly!

Tucker: Eat shit, body perm!

Allison: Wait! Wait! How 'bout I make some tea and we all sit and talk this out.

Tucker: S-s-sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches!

Tucker: [hands him a nail gun] Cover me.

Dale: I ain't never shot at nobody before.

Tucker: If it helps, think of 'em like moving two-by-fours.

Tucker: When you see a college girl prancin' around in front of you half naked, you do not call out my name!

Dale: You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly.

Tucker: [whiping blood out of his eyes] Are you okay?

Dale: That's a PBR Buddy.

Tucker: That, that's a thing of beauty.

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