Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Tucker: Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.
Dale: You thought I looked like some kind of freak?
Allison: We misjudged you Dale. I'm... I'm really sorry.
Dale: Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.
Dale: Do some of your friends take medication?
Dale: Because I think they forgot to take it.
Tucker: All right... I know what this is.
Tucker: This is a suicide pact.
Dale: It's a what?
Tucker: These kids are coming out here, and killing themselves all over the woods.
Dale: My God, that makes so much sense.
Tucker: Holy shit. We have go to hide all of the sharp objects!
Jason: You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe, it's not good for you.
Chloe: Yeah, well, fucking dying isn't good for you either but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody!
Dale: How is he even walking right now, Tuck?
Tucker: He looks like he's gonna walk it off, he's gonna be fine!
Dale: [after a spear lands between his legs] I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear.
Dale: Uh-oh-oh, it's the pancakes! You don't like pancakes, I will get you sumpin' else!
Allison: What was that?
Dale: Anthemis nobilis
Dale: It's the ingredient in camomile tea that causes allergic reactions in rare cases... like I said, I remember weird stuff.
Allison: Wait, wait! Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, okay? Nobody wants to hurt anyone.
Tucker: [as he favors the hand with the fingers that Chad cut off] You could've fooled me!
Chad: Fuck off, hillbilly!
Tucker: Eat shit, body perm!
Allison: Wait! Wait! How 'bout I make some tea and we all sit and talk this out.
Tucker: S-s-sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches!
Tucker: [hands him a nail gun] Cover me.
Dale: I ain't never shot at nobody before.
Tucker: If it helps, think of 'em like moving two-by-fours.
Tucker: When you see a college girl prancin' around in front of you half naked, you do not call out my name!
Dale: You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly.