Whether it's lovelorn rats, gender-questioning pigeons or aging bedbugs in the midst of a midlife crisis, the awkward small talk, moral ambiguity and existential woes of non-human urbanites prove startlingly similar to our own.
Why you keep sticking all that gum in your mouth bro, what do you got an early dinner?
It's Nicorette. She's got me on the gum.
Does that shit taste any good?
I've been smoking for 10 years. You could give me a nicotine dick right now and it would taste good.
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