- Veronica Palmer: [Ted and Linda are sharing an office] I must say, the thought of you guys in there sickens me.
- Ted: You're not jealous, are you?
- Veronica Palmer: "Jealous" implies I can't have something I want. This is more like if someone borrows my stapler, even if I'm not using the thing, I still don't like the thought of someone else pounding away on it.
- Phil Myman: Why don't you go talk to her?
- Lem Hewitt: [gazing hopelessly at Lucy] Talk to her? Would you talk to a rainbow? or a sunset?
- Phil Myman: If I wanted to get it on with refracted light, I would.
- Phil Myman: Oh god, Lem, you're using science for no good. We took an oath we would try to do that less.