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2/10
Sorry I'm Late
nogodnomasters14 April 2022
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Danny Trejo is vamp daddy who leads his family into a suicide pact as modern human blood is now too virtuous to drink. (Not sure where they live.) There is mention of a buried treasure in Transylvania. Sasha (Alix Villaret) arrives late and discovers her family is dead. And like Pinocchio, all she wants is to be human. People start showing up dead with vampire marks and Sasha suspects herself during blackouts.

The film centered on Alix Villaret who could not carry it. It was simply a ridiculous script from the start. Bad acting abounded reading the equally bad lines.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
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10/10
Fantastic Movie
twdszgxgx18 February 2022
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Great movie, but no real penetration till half way through. All and all The writing is fantastic with an unfortunate underwhelming sound track. Danny Trejo gave his most underrated performance and I could see this movie easily becoming a cult classic.
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7/10
Love Danny Trejo as a Vampire King
content-145548 January 2022
Love Danny Trejo as a Vampire King. Alix Villaret is great, too. Love a French accent. Could've used more Tom Sizemore scenes. Fun, campy vampire thriller for a chill movie night.
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10/10
the best movie ive ever seen
jkniburneracc25 September 2022
Incredible cinematography and acting. This movie is, for lack of a better word, a masterpiece. It is unequivocally the single best movie ever conceived. The acting is oscar-worthy and the cinematography is without a doubt the best part of the film. There were phenomenal and unexpected plot twists throughout. I love this movie more than i love my own children! This is a must see for all vampire lovers out there! I truly believe that it does it's namesake (the godfather) justice- id even say it's better! To be honest the godfather is a bit overrated, but the Vampfather brings a new perspective to a classic film. I truly hope that we can expect a sequel soon!
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