Royal Pains (2009–2016)
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If I Were a Sick Man 

Hank quarantines the attendants of a bark mitzvah party held by Ms. Newberg when symptoms of some disease appear.

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Tucker Bryant drops by HankMed for fatherly advice and additionally gets brotherly from Evan, whose envious admiration for the nice brat's luxury car fleet earns a recommendation for a good deal. Hank calls on Ms. Newberg, who wants to prevent any staff health troubles messing with her spoiled-rotten lapdog's "bark mitzvah", but discovers a worrying number of mysterious respiratory problem cases. Evan's sympathy for haughty Divya's "strategic marriage" (i.e. arranged betrothal) still earns him only more abuse. Tucker follows Evan's advice with lover Libby, whose initial fury Evan turns around. After the brothers save the day with some help from Jill to handle the authorities, the host sends them a car too flashy for Hank's taste, so Evan gets his dream on wheels. Written by KGF Vissers

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16 July 2009 (USA)  »

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Dr. Hank Lawson: Why do you think Libby's cheating on you?
Tucker Bryant: Because, after she borrowed my laptop, there were pregnancy websites in the browser history, and she's been moody, and she's been tired, and her... ches... tal... area... has undergone, like, an extreme growth spurt.
Dr. Hank Lawson: And how is it you know these are pregnancy indicators?
Tucker Bryant: From the pregnancy websites.
Dr. Hank Lawson: You read them too?
Tucker Bryant: Y'know, when in Rome.
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References Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) See more »

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Your Filty Eastern Ways
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by The Laureates
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