- Mike: Let's consider the facts: Final Fantasy 8 had boring characters, uninspiring graphics, a frustrating story-line, and a vastly inferior battle system. However, Final Fantasy 7 had cool, complex characters, amazing unforgettable imagery a story-line to rival Lord of the Rings, and not to mention Nobou Uematsu's music, some of the most amazing, soul-affirming, life-bendingly brilliant music ever written.
- Peter: Nope.
- Mike: What do you mean 'nope'? Have you heard 'One Winged Angel?'
- Peter: Nope. I can see why you think you're right, but...
- Mike: 'I can see why you think you're right' - has a more pretentious statement ever been uttered?
- Alec: I'm serious. Everybody loves pizza. It's like the one thing that could possibly unite mankind. It's easy to make, you can customise it, it's fun to eat, fun to share.
- Mike: You can get one to your house quicker than an ambulance. Try calling 999 and saying "I need me some cheese" - see how far that gets you.
- Alec: Exactly. It's one of the few perfect things on Earth, like 'Calvin & Hobbes' or 'The Shawshank Redemption' or 'Stairway to Heaven'.
- Peter: Yeah, but what about people who can't have pizza? Like people who are lactose intolerant - they can't eat cheese.
- Mike: Why you gotta bring up the poor, unfortunate minorities?
- Alec: No, he's right. I mean, I feel sorry for them too. In some ways I feel more sorry for people who are lactose intolerant than people who are diabetic. I mean, they can never have proper milk on their cereal - that's just a travesty - and they can never take part in the great collective tradition of pizza eating.
- Mike: It is an awesome tradition.
- Peter: But not everyone in the world has had pizza before.
- Mike: Exactly. They don't know what they're missing.
- Alec: And I feel sorry for those poor souls.
- Mike: Whoa, calm down, Mr Grumpy Gills.
- Peter: Dude, don't talk like Juno.
- Mike: Why not? I wish I was Juno sometimes.
- Peter: You wish you were a five foot Canadian who gets knocked up by Michael Cera?
- Mike: No. Although, if I had to go out with a guy I'd totally go out with Michael Cera. He's like the sweetest dude.
- Eddie: I'm trying to sleep here, and it's really hard with you guys bitching about video games and pizza and Juno!
- Alec: Hey, don't get all pissy - you invited us here.
- Eddie: Yeah, well now I'm regretting it. You know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home.
- Alec: This is your home.
- Eddie: Yeah, well, I'm going to another part of it.