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Black Blooded Brides of Satan (2009)

Linda is a student from a well-off family and her parents have high expectations and put a lot of pressure on her to succeed. Too high pressure and expectations cause some rebellion in the ... See full summary »

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Anne Rajala ...
Linda Stenman
Elina Ukkonen ...
Paula Mäntylahti
Markus Salo ...
Magister
Mira Soisalo ...
bodyguard of the Magister
Jukka Lappi ...
Jukka
Mika Vattulainen ...
Martin Stenman
Eva Sundgren ...
Tove Stenman
Ada Blomqvist ...
Laura Stenman
Mika Musakka ...
Rami Härmä
Mari Koivula ...
Tiina
Laura Havukainen ...
Maria
Pekka Oinonen ...
pastor Siltavuori / doorman of Hevimesta / snuff rapist team (as Pekka Peki Oinonen)
Robert Ingman ...
detective Rantanen
Jan Fredriksson ...
senior detective Falck / snuff rapist team
Mikko Mikonmaa ...
annoyed CSI detective
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Linda is a student from a well-off family and her parents have high expectations and put a lot of pressure on her to succeed. Too high pressure and expectations cause some rebellion in the young woman, however, and lead by her friend Linda drifts into the dark and twisted world of Satan's worship - To the clutches of charismatic Master, to rituals where truth and nightmares mix and to the vertigo of self-destruction. Written by cradlefilth_88

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17 August 2009 (USA)  »

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€3,000 (estimated)
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Makes Uwe Boll worthy of an Oscar
6 July 2010 | by (Sweden) – See all my reviews

This is so bad for so many reasons, bad acting...no. Extremely bad acting and someone should stab the sound engineer cause D*MN the sound is lousy.

One extremely irritating thing is that the characters switches from Swedish to Finnish and while it sounds bad in Finnish, the characters sound like they are part of a Walt Disney Mickey Mouse movie when they try to speak Swedish. Their Finnish dialect breaks through and it fails. Miserably.

Regarding the story, it's as thin as silk and full of holes, but the worst part is that it does not make the characters come to life, no background story, just stupid arguments without any form of explanation and you don't give a sh*t about what happens.

It seems that the only point in making this movie was to let a bunch of obese people run around with fake blood and ugly tattoos while imagining that they somehow, in stark contrast to reality, were making a movie worth viewing.

In utter words, this is one of the WORST films ever made and it makes all of Uwe Boll's movies look like Academy Awards masterpieces.


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