Dinocroc vs. Supergator (2010 TV Movie)
Bruce: You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. As a matter of fact, there is one thing you could do to make yourself even more beautiful.
Ginny: Yeah? What's that?
Bruce: Get me a beer!
Cassidy Swanson: You know, it's my sworn duty to arrest people for doing things like this.
Paul Beaumont: Relax. If we get caught I'll just act all irrational and crazy. You can say you're bringing in an escaped mental patient.
Cassidy Swanson: That would explain the shirt.
Paul Beaumont: I like this shirt!
Roy: I'm telling you. It's Aliens! First they go for our animals, then they go for our women.
Charlie Swanson: I've seen your wife. Trust me, Roy; she's safe.
Roy: I know.
Vicki Parsons: You the Cajun?
Bob Logan: What gave it away?
Vicki Parsons: You smell like the swamp!
Bob Logan: Yeah... Well I ran out of old spice.
Charlie Swanson: [to Paul] You know son, you look like a damn fool in that shirt.
Bob Logan: I got enough C4 in my supplies to start a full scale landslide. I'm just gonna need someone to help me set up the charges.
Paul Beaumont: I love blowing up tunnels! It's a hobby of mine.
Bob Logan: You're full of surprises.
Charlie Swanson: You ready for this?
Cassidy Swanson: I'm your daughter, aren't I?
Charlie Swanson: You damn right you are! I'm lucky to have you. I should tell you that more often, but I'm a cranky son of a bitch.