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Monsters University (2013) Poster

Quotes

Mike Wazowski: Um, h... hello? Fella

[as he and Sully walk down the basement into a candlelit are, where O.K fraternity surround it, wearing black clocks]

Don: Do you, pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood.

Mike Wazowski: [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat] OW!

Terry: Do you swear to keep secret.

Terri: All that you learn

Art: No matter, how horrifying.

Sulley: [Squishy hit Sulley with cricket bat] Hey!

Squishy: Will take the scared oath of the...

[initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights]

Don: For crying out loud.

Ms. Squibbles: Sweetie, turn the lights on when your down here. You're going ruin your eyes.

Squishy: MOM, WE'RE DOING AN INITIATION!

Ms. Squibbles: Oh Scary, well go on. Just pretend that I'm not here

[turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine]

Squishy: This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers?

[Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly]

Squishy: No what the peril?

[Laundry machine runs noisily]

Squishy: ... WILL YOU DEFEND OOZMA KAPPA? NO MATTER HOW DANGEROUS?NO MATTER HOW INSURMOUNTABLE? THE ODDS MAYBE? FROM EVILS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL? IN THE FACE OF UNENDING PAIN AND... OH FORGET IT. You're in.

Art: I can't go back to jail!

Johnny: Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys. After you lose, no one will remember you.

Mike Wazowski: Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.

Chet: Oh, boy. That is a good point.

Sulley: I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified.

Mike Wazowski: How come you never told me that before?

Sulley: Because, we weren't friends before.

Young Mike: I found a nickel! Sure wish I had pockets.

Sulley: Were you kissing my hand?

Mike Wazowski: [laughs] No! And what about you with all your shedding?

Sulley: I don't shed.

Mike Wazowski: Really?

[punches the mattress of the top bunk and Sulley's hair falls everywhere]

Greek Council VP: Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!

Art: I wanna touch it.

Slug: I can't be late on the first day!

[Starts huffing and puffing as he crawls at a slow rate]

Mike Wazowski: Squishy. We're not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right here.

[points to his chest]

Squishy: [smiling] Heart.

Mike Wazowski: No, me! I'm gonna win the race for us.

[Mike and Sulley are being escorted out of the door lab by the CDA after causing the door to explode with the big scare]

Squishy: What's going to happen to them?

Roz: That's for the university professor to decide, but I can assure you we'll always be watching these two. Always watching.

Sulley: You don't need to study scaring, you just do it.

[Mike and Sulley are working in the mail room at Monsters, Inc]

Yeti: Alright, newbies. Quit clowning around. I'll have you know that tampering with the mail is punishable by banishment.

Don: I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.

Squishy: This is so weird.

Don: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.

Mike Wazowski: I've been waiting for this my whole life! I'm gonna be a scarer!

Sulley: I'm gonna wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.

Dean Hardscrabble: It's my job to make great students greater, not make mediocre student less mediocre.

Don: Want to join Oozma Kappa?

Squishy: We've got cake.

Dean Hardscrabble: You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.

Sulley: [to Mike] You're not scary. Not even a little bit; but you are fearless, and if Dean Hardscrabble can't see that then she can just...

Dean Hardscrabble: [Interrupting] I can just... what? Careful, Mister Sullivan, I was just starting to warm up to you.

Sulley: ...sorry.

Dean Hardscrabble: You did what?

Sulley: My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me. I cheated.

Dean Hardscrabble: I expect you off campus by tomorrow.

Sulley: [in dismay] Yes ma'am.

Dean Hardscrabble: You're a disgrace to this university... and your family name.

Mike Wazowski: My chances are just as good as yours

Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me.

Mike Wazowski: Just wait, hotshot. I'm gonna scare circles around you this year.

Squishy: We have cake!

Randy: That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan!

Sulley: James P. Sullivan.

Mike Wazowski: Mike Wazowski.

Professor Knight: Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!

Dean Hardscrabble: Mr Wazzowksky, what you lack simply cannot be taught. You're just not scary.

[as Sully and Mikey leave]

Dean Hardscrabble: Good luck.

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