- [talking about Faye's and Joseph's wedding]
- Jac Naylor: I'd rather be up to my neck in sewage than be at *that* wedding.
- [Elliot introduces himself at Faye's and Joseph's wedding]
- Elliot Hope: Hello. I'm Elliot Hope. I work with Faye and Joseph.
- Lindsey Morton: So what do you do?
- Elliot Hope: Surgeon. Cardiothoracic. And today I'm Faye's surrogate father. And you are...?
- David Morton: I'm her *real* father.
- [embarrassed pause]
- Elliot Hope: You're her real father? Right. Good. That's interesting. More champagne?
- [Elliot is giving his "surrogate father of the bride" speech]
- Elliot Hope: It was a great honour when Faye asked me to give her away. Give her away? I could have easily sold her.
- [laughter]
- Elliot Hope: Joseph offered me five pounds, but I said I could get more.