Bianca Stratford: [to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!
Kat Stratford: I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teenaged Kim Jong II.
Bianca Stratford: Speak English, you show-off!
Kat Stratford: Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!
Kat Stratford: [to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?
Patrick Verona: Why are people scared of you?
Kat Stratford: People are not scared of me.
Patrick Verona: Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.
Walter Stratford: What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team, president of the Student Council. Any girl I wanted.
Kat Stratford: Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.
Walter Stratford: So, it was.
Kat Stratford: Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right?
Walter Stratford: Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Not pretty.
Kat Stratford: [to Bianca] We're going to high school, not the Academy Awards.
Bianca Stratford: You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
Cameron James: [to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer at the party] See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise!
[pulls on a string to reveal a piñata]
Kat Stratford: I'm here to talk about my sister.
Chastity Church: Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.
Bianca Stratford: [to Chastity] Great speech. Very inspiring.
Chastity Church: Yeah, but no one cried.