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Kat Stratford: [talking to Patrick] I'm not skipping home to scribble in my journal that maybe you're a vampire.

Patrick Verona: Noted.

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Michael Bernstein: Cameron, how's it going?

Cameron: Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

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Bianca Stratford: Kat, I need your help.

Kat Stratford: Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.

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Mandella: That was awesome. It's like your mouth knows kung-fu!

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Bianca Stratford: [about Chastity] Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.

Cameron: I'm sorry, who?

Bianca Stratford: The dictator of North Korea.

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Larry: You girls are late. Where were you?

Bianca Stratford: We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

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Bianca Stratford: I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Thanks a lot, Juno!

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Chastity Church: [about the fundraiser] Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people.

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Kat Stratford: High school is like Vietnam and these stupid flowers are Agent Orange.

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Kat Stratford: [about the yearbook pictures she took] It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.

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Kat Stratford: [after Walter suggests to Bianca to have a car wash for a fundraiser] Great idea, Dad! Half-naked cheerleaders, wet and soapy, standing on a street asking for money.

Dr. Walter Stratford: No car wash.

Bianca Stratford: Daddy.

Dr. Walter Stratford: No car wash!

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