Kickoff (2011)

Ian Sharp: Archer

Quotes 

• Floyd : Have I got this right? Our team has just been penalized for gay-bashing?

  Archer : How cool is that?

• Archer : Joey is not my "piece," thanks. He's my...

  Floyd : Boyfriend?

  Archer : Partner.

  Floyd : You're shaggin', not opening up a restaurant together.

• Archer : Joey is not a queen. I'm not into queens. "Gay" means you're into men. Look, it don't mean we all have to be queens, does it?

  Floyd : It means we can be whatever the fuck we wanna be as far as I'm concerned.

  Archer : Well, if you wanna be a queen, you can be a queen on your own time.

  Floyd : This is my time.

  Archer : Mate, this is soccer. This is lethal, savage caveman shit, and queens will not be tolerated. Queens will get a kickin'.

  Floyd : Well, speak for yourself, MATE. This queen DOES the kickin'. It's a new fuckin' day, okay?

• Archer : I say we at least try and establish ourselves as a force to be reckoned with in this league BEFORE we start skippin' about in ballet slippers and blowin' kisses.