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The Angry Video Game Nerd: I swear, I don't even plan this. It just so happens that LJN holds the monopoly behind shitty games.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: "LJN proudly presents..." Oh, I bet!

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's the first part of the game, and already, I'm fucking sick of it.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Who is this guy, and why is he taller than you? Aren't you supposed to be the Terminator? Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger? It does underestimate the hugeness.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: You collect these bombs that look like... I don't know, a headless chicken holding a dead rat?

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: You put the bombs in this thingamafucker.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's treating us like a fucking dog! Go get the ball! Huhuhuh! Go get it again! Fucking dickwads.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh, come on! That killed me? I landed on the pipe, not the lava! If that pipe was meant to kill me, then why not make it look the same as the lava?

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: The thought of getting through the entire game once without dying is ludicrous!

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: The game starts out where we see a naked Arnold, and they censor him Austin Powers style. Now that's funny.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Look at the jump. What is this? It's like he's a marionette or he's being hung by an invisible rope! Holy lord! That is some fuck right there! Look at him go! I can't see the reasoning behind it. You can't make it look funny by accident. They took somebody as badass as the Terminator and made him into a mockery. It's a fucking joke. And I'm not doing this just to be funny, it's because of how slow he walks. The only way to move any faster is to hop around like a fucking idiot.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh, man! A head on collision with a truck and a motorcycle... and the truck explodes!

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Without hesitating, I can safely say, this is the worst driving stage I have ever played in my entire life! Roger Rabbit was bad. Dick Tracy was horrible, and at the time, I thought that was the worst, but now that I've played this, all I can say is, "Wow." It takes the cake!

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: They really stuck to that format, didn't they?: Play the whole game in one go. It's unthinkable.

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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Choose the right fate, and terminate this son of a bitch!

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