The Angry Video Game Nerd: I swear, I don't even plan this. It just so happens that LJN holds the monopoly behind shitty games.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's the first part of the game, and already, I'm fucking sick of it.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Who is this guy, and why is he taller than you? Aren't you supposed to be the Terminator? Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger? It does underestimate the hugeness.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: You collect these bombs that look like... I don't know, a headless chicken holding a dead rat?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: You put the bombs in this thingamafucker.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's treating us like a fucking dog! Go get the ball! Huhuhuh! Go get it again! Fucking dickwads.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh, come on! That killed me? I landed on the pipe, not the lava! If that pipe was meant to kill me, then why not make it look the same as the lava?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: The thought of getting through the entire game once without dying is ludicrous!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: The game starts out where we see a naked Arnold, and they censor him Austin Powers style. Now that's funny.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Look at the jump. What is this? It's like he's a marionette or he's being hung by an invisible rope! Holy lord! That is some fuck right there! Look at him go! I can't see the reasoning behind it. You can't make it look funny by accident. They took somebody as badass as the Terminator and made him into a mockery. It's a fucking joke. And I'm not doing this just to be funny, it's because of how slow he walks. The only way to move any faster is to hop around like a fucking idiot.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh, man! A head on collision with a truck and a motorcycle... and the truck explodes!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Without hesitating, I can safely say, this is the worst driving stage I have ever played in my entire life! Roger Rabbit was bad. Dick Tracy was horrible, and at the time, I thought that was the worst, but now that I've played this, all I can say is, "Wow." It takes the cake!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: They really stuck to that format, didn't they?: Play the whole game in one go. It's unthinkable.