Senator Everett's vicariously ambitious wife Melody discretely hires Hank to give their handsome son Kendrick a full medical in absolute secret (even if that requires obtaining insanely expensive equipment) before his recruitment in Notre Dame's football team. Evan takes Hank 'guerilla marketing' through the Hamptons in search of that tenth passerby they may sign up for HankMed, but Hank instead gives priority to a penniless dog-walker. Left on own, Evan scores a client, along with several hot chicks for a pool party (with a nasty sanitary sting) while arranging another date for Hank with Jill (whom Hank mainly presses for hospital equipment). Meanwhile, Kendrick has a sudden and serious episode, which Hank brilliantly diagnoses while revealing a motivational question. Written by
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The tick removed from the football player's ear was a wood tick, not a deer tick. Wood ticks are larger and do not carry the same diseases. See more
Dr. Hank Lawson
Uh, you wanna squeeze in a quick one before we go?
Evan R. Lawson
You just took the words right out of my mouth.
You're not worth the dry cleaning, Evan.
Written by Jasmine Howard, Daven Hall, Jmarie Hall, Jake Endicott
Performed by Oh Darling
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