Royal Pains (TV Series)
Pilot (2009)
Christine Ebersole: Ms. Newberg
Quotes
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Ms. Newberg : I've got a flat tire.
Hank Lawson : Okay, I'm not Triple A.
Ms. Newberg : [exasperated that he doesn't catch on] No!
[opens her coat]
Ms. Newberg : A flat TIRE!
Hank Lawson : [short delay] Oh...
Divya Katdare : ...Dear.
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Hank Lawson : Ms. Newberg, you're in a hospital.
Ms. Newberg : No, this is not a hospital.
Hank Lawson : It's not?
Ms. Newberg : It's a socialist conspiracy. Apparently, if you're not holding your dismembered leg in your hand, you don't require treatment.
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Divya : Offer to pay him generously.
Hank Lawson : Divya.
Divya : He needs the money.
Ms. Newberg : I'll pay any amount.
Hank Lawson : That's not the point.
Ms. Newberg : I'll pay enough money to make it the point.