Homeless Harry goes about his day on the streets of North Shields, Tyne and Wear when he spots someone he hasn't seen since school. The reunion doesn't quite go swimmingly.
American action dad Carl sits down to enjoy a delicious evening meal with Geordie wife Shanice and their two wonderful children - but things aren't quite right for alphadad.
John Dole joins us from the kitchen to show, step by step, how to make a bloody perfect Pot Noodle. When he's not making delicious music for our two ears, he is making delicious noodles with his two kettles.