Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Jamie Bennett: What if we stop believing in you?
Jack Frost: Hey, slow down, slow down! Are you telling me to stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?
Jamie Bennett: No.
Jack Frost: Well, do you stop believing in the sun when the clouds block it out?
Jamie Bennett: No.
Jack Frost: We'll always be there, Jamie. And now, we'll always be here.
[points to Jamie's heart]
Jack Frost: Which kind of makes you a Guardian too.
Jack Frost: So, the Big Four all together: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and the Easter Kangaroo.
Bunnymund: Say WHAT? I'm a bunny!
[while North is touring Jack around his home]
Jack Frost: Slow down would you, I've been trying to bust in here for years. I want a good look!
North: What do you mean 'bust in'?
Jack Frost: Don't worry, I never got past the yetis.
[turns and sees a yeti glaring at him]
Jack Frost: Oh, hey Phil.
[Phil growls menacingly and slaps a fist into his palm]
North: We are very busy bringing joy to children, we don't have time...
[Sophie chases butterfly while giggling]
North: ... for children.
Jack Frost: [Riding North's sleigh] Check out the view from up - WOAH!
[Falls out of sight, Bunnymund panics and slowly looks over the side]
Jack Frost: Aww, you do care!
Bunnymund: Oh, rack off, ya bloody show pony!
Tooth: [about Jaime] Shh, you guys. He's still awake.
Bunnymund: Sandy, knock him out.
[Sandman hits his fist against his open palm]
Bunnymund: With the dream sand, you gumbies!
Jack Frost: How can I know who I am, until I find out who I was?
Jamie Bennett: [to his friends] The Easter Bunny IS real!
Jack Frost: [in background] Oh, he's real all right. Real annoying, real grumpy, and REALLY full of himself!
Jack Frost: My name is Jack Frost. And I'm a Guardian. How do I know that? Because the moon told me so. So when the moon tells you something, believe it.
Tooth: [as a new Guardian is being chosen by the Man in the Moon]
Tooth: I wonder who it's gonna be!
Sandy: [Sandy depicts a four-leaf clover over his head suggesting the Leprechaun]
Tooth: Maybe the Leprechaun?
Bunnymund: Please not the Ground Hog, please not the Ground Hog...
North: [the Guardian's image comes into focus] Jack Frost?
Bunnymund: I take it back, the Ground Hog's fine!
[zooming down the launch tube and turning upside down]
North: [glances over his shoulder with a laugh] I hope you like the loop-the-loop!
Bunnymund: [frowns, queasy] I hope you like carrots.
North: [Jack has just arrived at the North Pole] I hope the Yetis treated you well.
Jack Frost: [sarcastically] Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal!
North: Oh, good. That was my idea!
North: Leaving the party so soon?
Tooth: You didn't even say goodbye.
[Tooth flips a coin to Pitch. Pitch catches it]
Pitch: A quarter?
[Tooth hits Pitch in the mouth, knocking out one of his teeth]
Tooth: That was for my fairies.
Jamie's Mom: Jamie, hat! Don't want Jack Frost nippin' at your nose.
Jamie Bennett: Who's Jack Frost?
Jamie's Mom: No one, honey, it's just an expression.
Jack Frost: [glares] Hey!
Bunnymund: Crikey! Somebody do something.
Jack Frost: Oh, don't look at me. I'm invisible, remember?
Tooth: Don't worry, Bunny. I bet she's a fairy fan. It's okay, little one.
Sophie Bennett: Pretty.
Tooth: Oh! You know, what? I've got something for you! Here it is! Look at all the pretty teeth, with little blood and gum on them!
Sophie Bennett: [wailing]
Jack Frost: Blood and gums? When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?
North: We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... for children.
Bunnymund: [to Jack's collection of teeth] You call that a bag of choppers?
[holds up a larger sack]
Bunnymund: Now that's a bag of choppers!
North: Gentlemen, gentlemen. This is about Tooth, it's not the competition, but if it was...
[Pulls out a huge sack of teeth]
North: I win! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!
North: [Jamie awakened shines a flashlight on North] Oh no!
Jamie Bennett: Santa Clause? The Easter Bunny? Sandman? The Tooth Fairy! I knew you'd come!
Tooth: Surprise! We came!
Jack Frost: He can see us?
Bunnymund: Most of us.
[Jack is unseen by Jamie]
Pitch: YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME! Not forever. There will ALWAYS be fear.
North: So what? As long as ONE child believes, we will be here to fight fear.
Pitch: Oh, really? Then what are THEY doing here?
[nightmares surround guardians and Pitch]
North: Ha ha, they can't be MY nightmares. I'm not afraid.
Jack Frost: Looks like it's YOUR fear they smell.
Jack Frost: Darkness. That's the first thing I remember. It was dark, and it was cold. And I was scared.
Jack Frost: [Jamie's dog Abby sees Bunny, growls] That's a Greyhound. Do you know what Greyhounds do to rabbits?
Bunnymund: Hah, I bet he's never met a rabbit like me! Six-foot-one, nerves of steel, master of Tai Chi...
Bunnymund: [Jack sets off Jamie's alarm clock with his staff; Abby lunges for Bunny] Oh, crikey!
North: Everyone, to the sleigh! Buckle up!
Bunnymund: Where are the bloody seat belts?
North: [laughs] That was just expression!
North: We go by many names, and take many forms. We bring wonder and hope, we bring joy and dreams. We are the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy, we are the Easter Bunny, and Santa. And our powers are greater than you ever imagine...
Tooth: [Admiring a girl's first lost tooth] Aw, her first tooth. Have you ever seen a more adorable lateral incisor in all of your life? Look how she flossed!
Jack Frost: I told you I'm not going with you guys. There is no way I'm climbing into some rickety, old... sleigh...
Jack Frost: [sees North's impressive sleigh] Okay. One ride, but that's it.
North: Everyone loves the sleigh.
Bunnymund: [running away from Nightmares, looking and sounding scared] I'm just a bunny!
Tooth: Hello Jack, I've heard a lot about you. And your *teeth*!
Jack Frost: [confused] My... my what?
Tooth: Open up! Are they really as white as they say?
[opens Jack's mouth]
Tooth: Yes! Oh, they really do sparkle like freshly fallen snow!
[the Tooth Fairies titter excitedly]
Tooth: Girls, pull yourselves together! Let's not disgrace the uniform.
Bunnymund: You know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet. I mean, what does this clown know about bringing joy to children?
Jack Frost: Uh, you ever hear of a 'Snow Day'? I know it's no 'hard boiled egg', but kids like what I do.
Bunnymund: [condescendingly] But none of them believe in you, do they mate?
North: Who are you, Jack Frost? What is your center?
Jack Frost: My center?
North: If Man in Moon chose you to be a Guardian, you must have something very special inside.
Bunnymund: [to Jack] Aw, rack off, ya bloody show pony!
Tooth: Sorry, but not all of us get to work one day a year. Am I right, Sandy?
North: Sandy? Sandy?
[slaps the dozing Sandman awake]
Bunnymund: You don't want to race a rabbit, mate...
Tooth: Wings up, ladies, and take no prisoners!
North: [cracks knuckles] Now we are getting down to tacks of brass.
[as he falls down a rabbit hole]
North: It is our job to protect the children of the world. For as long as they believe in us, we will guard them with our lives...
Pitch: That dream is over! It is time for fear to rule the world!
North: We have never faced a greater threat. And so, we will fight.
Pitch: [sounding depressed and wistful] I don't know what it's like to be cast out? To not be believed in? To long for a family? All those years in the shadows I thought, 'no one else knows what this feels like!' but now I see I was wrong.
Jack Frost: Why would Pitch take the teeth?
Tooth: It's not the teeth he wanted... it's the memories inside them.
Jack Frost: Looking for something? Don't be afraid, Jack... I'm not gonna hurt you.
Jack Frost: [scoffing] Afraid? I'm not afraid of YOU!
Pitch: Maybe not... but you are afraid of something...
Jack Frost: You think so?
Pitch: I KNOW so! It's the one thing I always know... peoples' greatest fears. Yours is that no one will ever believe in you. And worst of all, you're afraid you'll never know why... Why you? Why were you chosen to be like this? Well, fear not... for the answer to that is right here.
[the boogeyman holds up a golden box]
Pitch: Do you want them, Jack? Your memories? Everything you wanted to know, in this little box! Why did you end up like this? Unseen, unable to reach out to anyone. You want the answers so badly. You want to grab them and fly off with them. But you're afraid of what the Guardians will think. You're afraid of disappointing them... well, let me ease your mind about one thing. They'll never accept you. Not really.
North: [Caleb looks out the window to see three of the Guardians riding a sleigh on the street where his house is, sliding down a patch of ice] Merry Christmas!
Bunnymund: Happy Easter!
Tooth: Don't forget to floss!
Caleb: [Caleb sees Cupcake sitting on a smaller toy sled in her pink nightgown, giggling and cheering] Cupcake!... What the...?
Pitch: [menacingly] Now, do you believe in the boogey...!
[Jack throws a frosted snowball at the boogeyman, knocking him down and making Jamie laugh]
Jack Frost: Now, let's go get your friends!
Pitch: What goes together better than cold and dark? We can make them believe! We'll give them a world where everything, everything is...
Jack Frost: [annoyed] ... Pitch Black?
Pitch: And Jack Frost, too! They'll believe in both of us!
Jack Frost: No, they'll fear both of us, and that's not what I want.
Pitch: [sinister voice] There will be nothing but fear and darkness... and me. It's your turn not to be believed in.
Pitch: [to the Guardians] I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see you all like this!... You look awful.