Rise of the Guardians (2012)
[while North is touring Jack around his home]
Jack Frost: Slow down would you, I've been trying to bust in here for years. I want a good look!
North: What do you mean 'bust in'?
Jack Frost: Don't worry, I never got past the yetis. Oh, hey Phil.
Jamie Bennett: What if we stop believing in you?
Jack Frost: Hey, slow down, slow down! Are you telling me to stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?
Jamie Bennett: No.
Jack Frost: Well, do you stop believing in the sun when the clouds block it out?
Jamie Bennett: No.
Jack Frost: We'll always be there, Jamie. And now, we'll always be here.
[points to Jamie's heart]
Jack Frost: Which kind of makes you a Guardian too.
North: We are very busy bringing joy to children, we don't have time...
[Sophie chases butterfly while giggling]
North: ... for children.
Jack Frost: So, the Big Four all together: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and the Easter Kangaroo.
Bunnymund: Say WHAT? I'm a bunny!
Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List?
North: Naughty List, you hold record.
North: Merry Christmas!
Bunnymund: Happy Easter!
Tooth: And don't forget to floss!
Tooth: [about Jaime] Shh, you guys. He's still awake.
Bunnymund: Sandy, knock him out.
[Sandman hits his fist against his open palm]
Bunnymund: With the dream sand, you gumbies!
Jack Frost: [Riding North's sleigh] Check out the view from up - WOAH!
[Falls out of sight, Bunnymund panics and slowly looks over the side]
Jack Frost: Aww, you do care!
Bunnymund: Oh, rack off, ya bloody show pony!
Jack Frost: You're all hard work and deadlines, and I'm all snowballs and fun times.
Tooth: Hello Jack, I've heard a lot about you. And your *teeth*!
Jack Frost: [confused] My... what?
Tooth: Open up! Are they really as white as they say?
[opens Jack's mouth]
Tooth: Yes! Oh, they really do sparkle like freshly fallen snow!
Bunnymund: [running away from Nightmares, looking and sounding scared] I'm just a bunny!
Jack Frost: I told you I'm not going with you guys. There is no way I'm climbing into some rickety, old... sleigh...
Jack Frost: [sees North's impressive sleigh] Okay. One ride, but that's it.
North: Everyone loves the sleigh.
Jamie Bennett: [to his friends] The Easter Bunny IS real!
Jack Frost: [in background] Oh, he's real all right. Real annoying, real grumpy, and REALLY full of himself!
Bunnymund: Crikey! Somebody do something.
Jack Frost: Oh, don't look at me. I'm invisible, remember?
Tooth: Don't worry, Bunny. I bet she's a fairy fan. It's okay, little one.
Sophie Bennett: Pretty.
Tooth: Oh! You know, what? I've got something for you! Here it is! Look at all the pretty teeth, with little blood and gum on them!
Sophie Bennett: [wailing]
Jack Frost: Blood and gums? When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?
North: We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... for children.
North: We go by many names, and take many forms. We bring wonder and hope, we bring joy and dreams. We are the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy, we are the Easter Bunny, and Santa. And our powers are greater than you ever imagine...
North: Leaving the party so soon?
Tooth: You didn't even say goodbye.
[Tooth flips a coin to Pitch. Pitch catches it]
Pitch: A quarter?
[Tooth hits Pitch in the mouth, knocking out one of his teeth]
Tooth: That was for my fairies.
Jack Frost: How can I know who I am, until I find out who I was?
Tooth: [Admiring a girl's first lost tooth] Aw, her first tooth. Have you ever seen a more adorable lateral incisor in all of your life? Look how she flossed!
Jamie's Mom: Jamie, hat! Don't want Jack Frost nippin' at your nose.
Jamie Bennett: Who's Jack Frost?
Jamie's Mom: No one, honey, it's just an expression.
Jack Frost: [glares] Hey!
North: [Jack has just arrived at the North Pole] I hope the Yetis treated you well.
Jack Frost: [sarcastically] Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal!
North: Oh, good. That was my idea!
Bunnymund: You don't want to race a rabbit, mate...
North: Everyone, to the sleigh! Buckle up!
Bunnymund: Where are the bloody seat belts?
North: [laughs] That was just expression!
Bunnymund: [to Jack's collection of teeth] You call that a bag of choppers?
[holds up a larger sack]
Bunnymund: Now that's a bag of choppers!
North: Gentlemen, gentlemen. This is about Tooth, it's not the competition, but if it was...
[Pulls out a huge sack of teeth]
North: I win! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!
North: [Jamie awakened shines a flashlight on North] Oh no!
Jamie Bennett: Santa Clause? The Easter Bunny? Sandman? The Tooth Fairy! I knew you'd come!
Tooth: Surprise! We came!
Jack Frost: He can see us?
Bunnymund: Most of us.
[Jack is unseen by Jamie]
[zooming down the launch tube and turning upside down]
North: [glances over his shoulder with a laugh] I hope you like the loop-the-loop!
Bunnymund: [frowns, queasy] I hope you like carrots.
Jack Frost: Darkness. That's the first thing I remember. It was dark, and it was cold. And I was scared.
North: But at my center...
Jack Frost: ...there's a tiny wooden baby.
Pitch: YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME! Not forever. There will ALWAYS be fear.
North: So what? As long as ONE child believes, we will be here to fight fear.
Pitch: Oh, really? Then what are THEY doing here?
[nightmares surround guardians and Pitch]
North: Ha ha, they can't be MY nightmares. I'm not afraid.
Jack Frost: Looks like it's YOUR fear they smell.
Tooth: Sorry, but not all of us get to work one day a year. Am I right, Sandy?
Bunnymund: You know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet. I mean, what does this clown know about bringing joy to children?
Jack Frost: Uh, you ever hear of a 'Snow Day'? I know it's no 'hard boiled egg', but kids like what I do.
Bunnymund: [condescendingly] But none of them believe in you, do they mate?
Jack Frost: [Jamie's dog Abby sees Bunny, growls] That's a Greyhound. Do you know what Greyhounds do to rabbits?
Bunnymund: Hah, I bet he's never met a rabbit like me! Six-foot-one, nerves of steel, master of Tai Chi...
Bunnymund: [Jack sets off Jamie's alarm clock with his staff; Abby lunges for Bunny] Oh, crikey!
North: It is our job to protect the children of the world. For as long as they believe in us, we will guard them with our lives...
Tooth: Wings up, ladies, and take no prisoners!
North: Sandy? Sandy?
[slaps the dozing Sandman awake]
Tooth: [as a new Guardian is being chosen by the Man in the Moon]
Tooth: I wonder who it's gonna be!
Sandy: [Sandy depicts a four-leaf clover over his head suggesting the Leprechaun]
Tooth: Maybe the Leprechaun?
Bunnymund: Please not the Ground Hog, please not the Ground Hog...
North: [the Guardian's image comes into focus] Jack Frost?
Bunnymund: I take it back, the Ground Hog's fine!
North: Who are you, Jack Frost? What is your center?
Jack Frost: My center?
North: If Man in Moon chose you to be a Guardian, you must have something very special inside.
Bunnymund: [to Jack] Aw, rack off, ya bloody show pony!
North: [cracks knuckles] Now we are getting down to tacks of brass.
North: We have never faced a greater threat. And so, we will fight.
Pitch: That dream is over! It is time for fear to rule the world!