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10 April 2009 (USA) See more »
To avoid farting, just keep repeating... they made it with camcorders...they made it with camcorders...they made it with camcorders
Join sexy horror hostess Slutpira as she presents four tales of terror from the new generation of low-budget schlock masters. Full summary » | Add synopsis »
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  (in credits order)
Izzie Harlow ... Slutpira
Ruby Larocca ... Trash (segment "Slay Ride")
George Stover ... Dr. Schoal (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Countess Samela ... Lucia (segment "Blood Witch")
Josh Lively ... Derek (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Kert Rats ... Juan Carlos (segment "Blood Witch")
Grim Parsons ... Juan Domingo (segment "Blood Witch")
Monica Puller ... Isabella / Blood Witch (segment "Blood Witch")
Cassandra Complex ... Juana / Carla (segment "Blood Witch")
Priscilla Lee Press-On ... Kelly
Amanda Garcia ... Mrs. Kellysworth (segment "Blood Witch")
Floyd Plimpton ... Telemarketer (segment "Blood Witch")
D.A. Meadows ... Bug Man (segment "Blood Witch")
T.J. Rogers ... Mike (segment "Blood Witch")
Zack Boyce ... Alex (segment "Blood Witch")
Chris Rhodes ... Gene (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Heather Lucas ... Lydia (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Ashley Goddard ... Gretchen (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

Eric Carlson ... Jerry (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Jordan Hess ... Greg (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Steve McElroy ... Frank (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Ryan Stocking ... Roy (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Amber Eakin ... Jailbait #1 (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Tara Mayle ... Jailbait #2 (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Sara Cole ... Katie (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Virginia House ... Agatha (segment "One Foot in the Grave") (as Virginia Frank)
Don Koenig ... Chip (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Jimmy George ... Victim (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Jill George ... Toes & Hoes Feet (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Sandy Behre ... Debbie (segment "Slay Ride")
George Hrab ... Nathan (segment "Slay Ride")
Lily St. Claire ... Specula (segment "Slay Ride")
Henrique Couto ... Tobey (segment "Slay Ride")
Justin Channell ... Director
Tia ... Showergirl
Lonnie Saunders ... Mailboy
Zane Crosby ... Santa Claus / Drexxx (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Evan Steel ... Crew Person

Directed by
Justin Channell (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Henrique Couto (segment "Slay Ride")
Chris LaMartina (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Andrew N. Shearer (segment "Blood Witch")
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Justin Channell  segment "Mike Wuz Here"
Henrique Couto  host segment writer
Zane Crosby  segment "Mike Wuz Here"
Jimmy George  segment "One Foot in the Grave"
Chris LaMartina  segment "One Foot in the Grave"
Josh Lively  segment "Mike Wuz Here"
Andrew N. Shearer  segment writer

Produced by
Justin Channell .... co-producer
Zane Crosby .... co-producer
Jimmy George .... segment producer
Kitty Juggler .... segment producer
Chris LaMartina .... co-producer
Joshua Petrino .... associate producer (segment "Slay Ride")
Priscilla Lee Press-On .... segment producer
Monica Puller .... segment producer
Countess Samela .... segment producer
Andrew N. Shearer .... co-producer
Geoff Turner .... associate producer
Charles Zimmerman .... executive producer
Original Music by
Chris LaMartina (segment composer)
Connie Marble (segment composer)
Film Editing by
Justin Channell (segment 'Mike Wuz Here')
Henrique Couto 
Joseph R. Kolbek 
Chris LaMartina 
Andrew N. Shearer 
Art Direction by
Geoff Turner 
Makeup Department
Zane Crosby .... special makeup effects artist
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Joseph R. Kolbek .... assistant director
Sound Department
Brian McNulty .... sound recordist
Camera and Electrical Department
Justin Wingenfeld .... camera operator
Music Department
Andrew Slater .... musician (as manHAND)
Amy Lynn Best .... special thanks
J.R. Bookwalter .... special thanks
Mojo Nixon .... special thanks
Michael Raso .... special thanks
Mike Watt .... special thanks
Moriah Yux .... special thanks

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USA:105 min
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only if you dig no budget self made flicks, 21 November 2013
Author: trashgang from Midian

I knew when I picked this up at a horror convention that the title was saying what you would get, pure schlock. It was well made but you really have to sit through some boring pieces and some effects that are really no budget. this is in fact for lovers of the Z-genre.

From the first seconds you do know what you will get, a rip-off of Vampirella in the name of Slutpira. Simple settings but even Slutpira doesn't take it seriously.

There are four films to watch here and let be the worst be Mike Wuz Here and the best Slay Ride. The idea of revenge in Blood Witch was a rather good entry although you have seen the story a thousand times before but there are actually killings going on. They aren't gory of course, just some blood here and there but it worked. Second came Mike Wuz Here which for me had nothing to offer. It's all blah blah. One Foot In The Grave did had a lot of stop motion but the funny part is that they didn't take their own flick seriously so here and there the fun comes in. In between Slutpira is giving comments to the next episode but one comment do has gratuitous nudity which in fact has really nothing to do with the story whatsoever. It's full frontal unshaved galore. And from that point the nudity do comes in. In the last episode we have Ruby LaRocca showing her trimmed pubic hair but before that it's shower time as gratuitous as it can be with a fully shaved full frontal heavily tattooed chick showing off. Yes Slay Ride will satisfy the geeks out there. It even has a small gory shot.

Once the flick is over we do see the crew breaking off the set and we move towards the directors editing room where he suddenly is being attacked by previous attacks seen in the four stories, and that part dis really work.

If you pick this up don't think you are going to see the next big thing. This is really for the Z-grade horror buffs. All is included, boring parts, bloody parts, booby parts...

Gore 0/5 Nudity 2/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1,5/5 Comedy 0/5

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