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10 April 2009 (USA) See more »
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Join sexy horror hostess Slutpira as she presents four tales of terror from the new generation of low-budget schlock masters. Full summary » | Add synopsis »
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Decent low budget horror shorts See more (3 total) »


  (in credits order)
Izzie Harlow ... Slutpira

Ruby Larocca ... Trash (segment "Slay Ride")
George Stover ... Dr. Schoal (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Countess Samela ... Lucia (segment "Blood Witch")
Josh Lively ... Derek (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Kert Rats ... Juan Carlos (segment "Blood Witch")
Grim Parsons ... Juan Domingo (segment "Blood Witch")
Monica Puller ... Isabella / Blood Witch (segment "Blood Witch")
Cassandra Complex ... Juana / Carla (segment "Blood Witch")
Priscilla Lee Press-On ... Kelly
Amanda Garcia ... Mrs. Kellysworth (segment "Blood Witch")
Floyd Plimpton ... Telemarketer (segment "Blood Witch")
D.A. Meadows ... Bug Man (segment "Blood Witch")
T.J. Rogers ... Mike (segment "Blood Witch")
Zack Boyce ... Alex (segment "Blood Witch")
Chris Rhodes ... Gene (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Heather Lucas ... Lydia (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Ashley Goddard ... Gretchen (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

Eric Carlson ... Jerry (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Jordan Hess ... Greg (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Steve McElroy ... Frank (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Ryan Stocking ... Roy (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Amber Eakin ... Jailbait #1 (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Tara Mayle ... Jailbait #2 (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Sara Cole ... Katie (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Virginia House ... Agatha (segment "One Foot in the Grave") (as Virginia Frank)
Don Koenig ... Chip (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Jimmy George ... Victim (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Jill George ... Toes & Hoes Feet (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Sandy Behre ... Debbie (segment "Slay Ride")
George Hrab ... Nathan (segment "Slay Ride")
Lily St. Claire ... Specula (segment "Slay Ride")
Henrique Couto ... Tobey (segment "Slay Ride")
Justin Channell ... Director
Tia ... Showergirl
Lonnie Saunders ... Mailboy
Zane Crosby ... Santa Claus / Drexxx (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Evan Steel ... Crew Person

Directed by
Justin Channell (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Henrique Couto (segment "Slay Ride")
Chris LaMartina (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Andrew N. Shearer (segment "Blood Witch")
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Justin Channell  segment "Mike Wuz Here"
Henrique Couto  host segment writer
Zane Crosby  segment "Mike Wuz Here"
Jimmy George  segment "One Foot in the Grave"
Chris LaMartina  segment "One Foot in the Grave"
Josh Lively  segment "Mike Wuz Here"
Andrew N. Shearer  segment writer

Produced by
Justin Channell .... co-producer
Zane Crosby .... co-producer
Jimmy George .... segment producer
Kitty Juggler .... segment producer
Chris LaMartina .... co-producer
Joshua Petrino .... associate producer (segment "Slay Ride")
Priscilla Lee Press-On .... segment producer
Monica Puller .... segment producer
Countess Samela .... segment producer
Andrew N. Shearer .... co-producer
Geoff Turner .... associate producer
Charles Zimmerman .... executive producer
Original Music by
Chris LaMartina (segment composer)
Connie Marble (segment composer)
Film Editing by
Justin Channell (segment 'Mike Wuz Here')
Henrique Couto 
Joseph R. Kolbek 
Chris LaMartina 
Andrew N. Shearer 
Art Direction by
Geoff Turner 
Makeup Department
Zane Crosby .... special makeup effects artist
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Joseph R. Kolbek .... assistant director
Sound Department
Brian McNulty .... sound recordist
Camera and Electrical Department
Justin Wingenfeld .... camera operator
Music Department
Andrew Slater .... musician (as manHAND)
Amy Lynn Best .... special thanks
J.R. Bookwalter .... special thanks
Mojo Nixon .... special thanks
Michael Raso .... special thanks
Mike Watt .... special thanks
Moriah Yux .... special thanks

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USA:105 min
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Decent low budget horror shorts, 14 October 2013
Author: TdSmth5 from US

Faces of Schlock offers 4 20 minutes+ shorts of independent C and below level horror. Framing these are comedic bits by hostess Slutpira that end also with a bit of horror.

The first story is "Blood Witch" and it's about a 17th century witch that was caught with her lover by the church. Now she's been summoned by some rebellious goth chick to kill anyone she's angry at. But the witch gets tired of being her puppet and killing and when she meets her former lover, everyone suffers a reversal of fortune. The story is good, but this short doesn't look very good. Grade C+

"Mike Wuz Here" is about a fired movie theater employee who gets fired and commits suicide. Now he haunts the theater and no one takes him seriously. His former colleagues and friends don't care for him. So he decides to take over the body of the new manager and kill everyone. This short looks bad and sounds bad and the story is weak. Grade D

In "One Foot in the Grave", a girl has to have her gangrenous foot amputated. A witch working with the girl's podiatrist wants to foot to create an immortality potion. But the foot takes on a life of it's own and takes revenge on everyone. Things improve with this short. It looks and sounds much better and some of the cast can actually act. The story also involves some unique ideas. Grade B-

They saved the best for last with "Slay Ride". An angry teen is left alone for Christmas to study with a tutor. She doesn't believe in Christmas and treats her parents like dirt. Also living on the premises is the mentally disabled and creepy caretaker. Eventually people start dying. This is the more elaborate short, that finally features plenty of nudity and includes in the cast the lovely Ruby Larocca. Grade B

For what it is, Faces of Schlock is alright. But you've got to know what your getting yourself into here. Don't even expect a horror B-movie. This is done by horror enthusiasts and their friends with little to no budget and it mainly serves to showcase the potential of some of the writers and directors.

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