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Faces of Schlock (2009)

Join sexy horror hostess Slutpira as she presents four tales of terror from the new generation of low-budget schlock masters.

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Izzie Harlow ...
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Trash (segment "Slay Ride")
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Dr. Schoal (segment "One Foot in the Grave")
Countess Samela ...
Lucia (segment "Blood Witch")
Josh Lively ...
Derek (segment "Mike Wuz Here")
Kert Rats ...
Juan Carlos (segment "Blood Witch")
Grim Parsons ...
Juan Domingo (segment "Blood Witch")
Monica Puller ...
Isabella / Blood Witch (segment "Blood Witch")
Cassandra Complex ...
Juana / Carla (segment "Blood Witch")
Priscilla Lee Press-On ...
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Amanda Garcia ...
Mrs. Kellysworth (segment "Blood Witch")
Floyd Plimpton ...
Telemarketer (segment "Blood Witch")
D.A. Meadows ...
Bug Man (segment "Blood Witch")
T.J. Rogers ...
Mike (segment "Blood Witch")
Zack Boyce ...
Alex (segment "Blood Witch")
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Four tales of terror: "Blood Witch": A twisted Goth girl summons a murderous seventeenth century witch to exact gory revenge on anyone who crosses her path. "Mike Wuz Here": Night shift workers at an old movie theater are terrorized by the ghost of a former employee who committed suicide in the building. "One Foot In The Grave": When a beautiful young dancer loses one of her feet due to malpractice, she uses black magic to bring the severed appendage back to life. "Slay Ride": Left behind by her family on Christmas eve, a teenage delinquent punk chick quickly becomes surrounded by murder and mayhem. Written by Charles Zimmerman

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The credit card used in "Mike Wuz Here" during the cocaine snorting scene was actually opened by director Justin Channell to finish funding his segment of the film. See more »

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only if you dig no budget self made flicks
21 November 2013 | by (Midian) – See all my reviews

I knew when I picked this up at a horror convention that the title was saying what you would get, pure schlock. It was well made but you really have to sit through some boring pieces and some effects that are really no budget. this is in fact for lovers of the Z-genre.

From the first seconds you do know what you will get, a rip-off of Vampirella in the name of Slutpira. Simple settings but even Slutpira doesn't take it seriously.

There are four films to watch here and let be the worst be Mike Wuz Here and the best Slay Ride. The idea of revenge in Blood Witch was a rather good entry although you have seen the story a thousand times before but there are actually killings going on. They aren't gory of course, just some blood here and there but it worked. Second came Mike Wuz Here which for me had nothing to offer. It's all blah blah. One Foot In The Grave did had a lot of stop motion but the funny part is that they didn't take their own flick seriously so here and there the fun comes in. In between Slutpira is giving comments to the next episode but one comment do has gratuitous nudity which in fact has really nothing to do with the story whatsoever. It's full frontal unshaved galore. And from that point the nudity do comes in. In the last episode we have Ruby LaRocca showing her trimmed pubic hair but before that it's shower time as gratuitous as it can be with a fully shaved full frontal heavily tattooed chick showing off. Yes Slay Ride will satisfy the geeks out there. It even has a small gory shot.

Once the flick is over we do see the crew breaking off the set and we move towards the directors editing room where he suddenly is being attacked by previous attacks seen in the four stories, and that part dis really work.

If you pick this up don't think you are going to see the next big thing. This is really for the Z-grade horror buffs. All is included, boring parts, bloody parts, booby parts...

Gore 0/5 Nudity 2/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1,5/5 Comedy 0/5


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