"F Is for Family" Bye Bye Frankie (TV Episode 2021) - Kevin P. Farley as Dick Sawitzki

Frank Murphy : How fuckin' hard is it not to be an asshole to your own kid?

Dick Sawitzki : Well, you're here drinkin' on Christmas, so you tell me.
Dick Sawitzki : It's on me, Walt.

Frank Murphy : Thanks Dick.

Dick Sawitzki : What's got you staring at the bottom of a glass on this fine Christmas morning?

Frank Murphy : My wife and kids can't stand the sight of me. How about you?

Dick Sawitzki : I lost a game of euchre to my granddaughter and told her to go fuck herself.

[they started drinking beer together]

Dick Sawitzki : Thanks again for that beautiful funeral for Big Bill. He would've loved it.

Frank Murphy : You know, I'm glad you liked him, but I'm getting tired of hearing about a guy I spent my whole life hating. I mean, he barges back into my life and forces me to rethink everything. And just when it looks like we're gonna... we're gonna figure it all out, he dies and drops some shit about box 16 in my lap.

Dick Sawitzki : Ha ha ha! Good ol' Bach 16.

Frank Murphy : [looks at him] You know what it is?

Dick Sawitzki : Oh yeah, sure.

Frank Murphy : I've spent the last two months trying to figure out what the fuck that means. I must've looked through every box in the city.

Dick Sawitzki : Box? No. It's Bach! Johann Sebastian Bach. The music guy with the faggy wig. Bach's "Prelude and Fugue Number 16." It was your dad's favorite piece of music.

[he started scatting a tune]

Kevin P. Farley: Dick Sawitzki