OK, Houston, we have ETA in approximately... 4, 3, 2. 1.
You miserable, cheese-eating pile of flap! You're own neighbor had never had a decent vacation in his life! His kid tries to get him one and you go and STEAL IT FROM HIM! Of all the low-down miserable NO GOOD...
But dumpling dip, I did it for you and the kids.
I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips *depended* on it! You give those tickets back to Goofy and Max or you're going on vacation ALONE!