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"Bored to Death" The Case of the Missing Screenplay (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Ray Hueston: [after Leah kisses him in bed] I'm sorry I can't tonight. That guy eviscerated me. My penis is totally recessed.

Leah: What?

Ray Hueston: When I was a little kid I used to like to push my penis in, to make it look like it disappeared. Today that happened all by itself.

[Curls into a fetal position]

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David Worth: So, why are you so hell bent on getting this script back?

Jonathan Ames: Well, because I have a chance to work with Jim Jarmusch. And if I do, my whole life could change.

David Worth: Hmm... Sounds like an illusion to me. Lives don't change. We simply become more comfortable with our core misery. Which is a form of happiness.

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Claudia: Are you a man or a boy?

Jonathan Ames: Well, what's the difference?

Claudia: With a man you feel like you're being taken and you like it. And with a boy you feel like they're stealing something from you and you don't like it.

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