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Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2011) Poster

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Dr. Alfred Jones: I don't know anyone that goes to church anymore.

Harriet: I don't think I do.

Dr. Alfred Jones: On Sundays we go to Tesco's.

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Dr. Alfred Jones: There was a moment when I had everything, but... Well, now I don't know what to do.

Sheikh Muhammed: When the time comes, you will know.

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Harriet: Are you sure you won't have one

[a glass of wine]

Harriet: ?

Dr. Alfred Jones: At lunchtime?

Harriet: Dr. Jones, I haven't spoken a word of Mandarin in about four years so I am celebrating even if you're not.

Dr. Alfred Jones: I only drink alcohol on the weekend, and even then only after seven.

Harriet: No exceptions.

Dr. Alfred Jones: None that I can think of. Well yeah, I got married on a Friday but I think it was a, a, as I recall a bank holiday in Northern Ireland so I allowed myself, I think, a glass on a technicality.

Harriet: [She just stares at him]

Dr. Alfred Jones: That was an attempt at a joke miss Chetwode-Talbot.

Harriet: Oh! Heh-heh-heh. Right! Good one!

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Sheikh Muhammed: To faith and fish.

Dr. Alfred Jones: And science.

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Brian Fleet: Anglers are crazies. You think Al Qaeeda are a threat, you can think again.

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Patricia Maxwell: There are 10,000 fish. If you can hook one of them then you can f/ck off back to transport.

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Dr. Alfred Jones: When things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish.

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Sheikh Muhammed: We must have faith, Dr. Alfred.

Dr. Alfred Jones: Well, that's a very laudable sentiment, your excellency, but we're running out of time. Can't catch faith with a fishing rod.

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Sheikh Muhammed: You think I'm mad?

Dr. Alfred Jones: No, your excellency. I...

Sheikh Muhammed: Of course you do. I would question your judgment if you did not.

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Dr. Alfred Jones: You are most definitely... most definitely one of the most rightest people that I've had the good fortune to come across, if you'll forgive the grammatical inadequacies of that sentence.

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Harriet: I knew you'd have a pond.

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Harriet: I'm so sorry, Fred.

Dr. Alfred Jones: It was an extraordinary idea. It almost worked too.

Harriet: I wasn't talking about the project.

Dr. Alfred Jones: No. I'm not sure that I was.

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[Harriet explains to Dr. Jones that salmon fishing in the Yemen is possible and wins the debate]

Dr. Alfred Jones: Water.

Harriet: For the fish?

Dr. Alfred Jones: No, for me.

Harriet: Of course.

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Car bot voice: Say a command.

Mary Jones: Shut up.

Car bot voice: Say a command.

Mary Jones: Shut up.

Car bot voice: Say a command.

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