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Diagnosis: Death (2009)

R  |   |  Comedy, Horror  |  29 December 2009 (USA)
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Two people meet as guinea pigs in a weekend drug trial. Andre (an unethical high school teacher) and Juliet (a bookish teenager) soon discover their lives are in more danger than they ... See full summary »

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Two people meet as guinea pigs in a weekend drug trial. Andre (an unethical high school teacher) and Juliet (a bookish teenager) soon discover their lives are in more danger than they imagined. The staff are peculiar. The drugs cause hallucinations. Or is the clinic really haunted? Struggling with their senses, they must team up to unravel a spooky mystery. Written by Anonymous

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Prescription: Well, nothing, you're dead.

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Rated R for some violence, language and brief sexuality | See all certifications »

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Juliet's right hand goes into her pink dressing gown pocket, when the TV remote and its batteries are being discussed in the TV room, and the next shot the hand is out. See more »

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References Schindler's List (1993) See more »

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Diagnosis: Partly Funny but mostly Absurd!
3 March 2011 | by (Bangalore, India) – See all my reviews

I found the entire flick to be comical, although there're a few gory scenes. Probably that's because of the lead character Andre(actor Rabyon Kan) who's mostly scared and frequently hiding behind his new-found love Juliet(actor Jessica Grace). I find that really sissy :)

Suze Tye as the villainous nurse is quite scary. I'd dread to have such a creepy person helping me with my medication, even if she has a hot body!

The climax was unconvincing. I could not digest how the ghosts finally got some power only when our lead characters finished solving the puzzle of the double murders.

Verdict: Silly, silly creep show.


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