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Damien and Leito return to District 13 on a mission to bring peace to the troubled sector that is controlled by five different gang bosses, before the city's secret services take drastic measures to solve the problem.
Director:
Patrick Alessandrin
Stars:
Cyril Raffaelli,
David Belle,
Philippe Torreton
A test pilot is granted an alien ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers, as well as membership into an intergalactic squadron tasked with keeping peace within the universe.
Director:
Martin Campbell
Stars:
Ryan Reynolds,
Blake Lively,
Peter Sarsgaard
In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO.
Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry.
A futuristic prison movie. Protagonist and wife are nabbed at a future US emigration point with an illegal baby during population control. The resulting prison experience is the subject of ... See full summary »
Director:
Stuart Gordon
Stars:
Christopher Lambert,
Kurtwood Smith,
Loryn Locklin
A beautiful hemophage infected with a virus that gives her superhuman powers has to protect a boy in a futuristic world, who is thought to be carrying antigens that would destroy all hemophages.
Director:
Kurt Wimmer
Stars:
Milla Jovovich,
Cameron Bright,
Nick Chinlund
Ten years after conquering the Earth, ape leader Caesar wants the ruling apes and enslaved humans to live in peace. But warring factions of apes led by a militant gorilla general as well as various human groups threaten the stability.
Director:
J. Lee Thompson
Stars:
Roddy McDowall,
Claude Akins,
Natalie Trundy
The sole survivor of an interplanetary rescue mission searches for the only survivor of the previous expedition. He discovers a planet ruled by apes and an underground city run by telekinetic humans.
Director:
Ted Post
Stars:
James Franciscus,
Kim Hunter,
Maurice Evans
Based on the classic Hasbro naval combat game, Battleship is the story of an international fleet of ships who come across an alien armada while on Naval war games exercise. An intense battle is fought on sea, land and air. What do the aliens want? Written by
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The forecastle team required to prepare and release an anchor would have required at least 10 people in the forecastle. The order to drop the anchor implies it could have been released automatically or remotely. See more »
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In 2005, scientists discovered a distant planet believed to have a climate nearly identical to Earth.
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In 2006, NASA built a transmission device five times more powerful than any before it, and a program to contact the planet began.
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It was known as The Beacon Project.
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Sitting in the theatre last night, a line from an old Tool song was
rattling around in my brain. "One great big, festering, neon
distraction" was used by the band to describe the state of California,
but the description couldn't be more apt for Peter Berg's BATTLESHIP. A
deafening, blue and orange military recruitment tool, the film can't
even sustain its laughably simple premise, and attempts to promote a
message so unappealing to its target audience I was left questioning
why it even exists.
Story is the least important element here, so lets just say that in
between all the sweeping helicopter shots and blinding lens flare, an
international Naval war games exercise is interrupted by alien
invaders, and it's up to reckless officer Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch)
to save the day. Kitsch delivers solid character work early on, but
soon gets lost in the cacophony of bangs and seizure-inducing editing
which leaves little room for the human story. Inexplicably added to the
mix are pop star Rihanna, seemingly here for no other reason than,
well, she's Rihanna, and Liam Neeson collecting his paycheck for around
10 minutes of screen time. But, as I said, we're not here for the
story, rather the spectacular action and special effects right? The bad
news is that when the aliens finally show up, BATTLESHIP's pace
strangely slows to a crawl (no doubt due to the limited options offered
by the source material), and all potential excitement and interest
evaporates. Director Berg forces the idea of teamwork down the
audience's throats (Japan and the US fighting together in Hawaii?
Wonders never cease), and doesn't even try to disguise his recruitment
agenda. Indeed, the film is little more than a hyperkinetic music video
(oh, that's why Rihanna is here) designed to lure impressionable youth
into signing up so they too can fight the 'alien invaders'.
Herein lies the problem however: young people today almost definitely
don't play Battleship. Basing a tentpole film on a board game seemed
like a daft idea from the outset, but recent cinema history has seen a
theme park ride turned into a critically and financially successful
franchise, so precedent is there in a way. Unfortunately for Universal,
even those of us who grew up in a pre-internet/Xbox Live world remember
Battleship as a desperately boring endeavour, so how can it be expected
to compete in today's short attention-span culture? The strange
metaphor that Berg attempts to craft in the film's third act,
suggesting that we need to remember and re-appraise the past, just
won't fly with 21st century teens bred in our disposable, constantly
updating world of technological wonder. BATTLESHIP's strange
juxtaposition of bombastic special effects framing ancient board game
mechanics simply doesn't sit right, and it's hard to imagine the teen
audience, so crucial for success at the summer box-office, tearing
themselves away from the latest CALL OF DUTY to embrace the turn-based
'excitement' of this ridiculous film. No amount of explosions can
salvage a limp and underwritten movie, and BATTLESHIP, not entirely
unexpectedly, is torpedoed by its own outdated inspiration.
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Sitting in the theatre last night, a line from an old Tool song was rattling around in my brain. "One great big, festering, neon distraction" was used by the band to describe the state of California, but the description couldn't be more apt for Peter Berg's BATTLESHIP. A deafening, blue and orange military recruitment tool, the film can't even sustain its laughably simple premise, and attempts to promote a message so unappealing to its target audience I was left questioning why it even exists. Story is the least important element here, so lets just say that in between all the sweeping helicopter shots and blinding lens flare, an international Naval war games exercise is interrupted by alien invaders, and it's up to reckless officer Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch) to save the day. Kitsch delivers solid character work early on, but soon gets lost in the cacophony of bangs and seizure-inducing editing which leaves little room for the human story. Inexplicably added to the mix are pop star Rihanna, seemingly here for no other reason than, well, she's Rihanna, and Liam Neeson collecting his paycheck for around 10 minutes of screen time. But, as I said, we're not here for the story, rather the spectacular action and special effects right? The bad news is that when the aliens finally show up, BATTLESHIP's pace strangely slows to a crawl (no doubt due to the limited options offered by the source material), and all potential excitement and interest evaporates. Director Berg forces the idea of teamwork down the audience's throats (Japan and the US fighting together in Hawaii? Wonders never cease), and doesn't even try to disguise his recruitment agenda. Indeed, the film is little more than a hyperkinetic music video (oh, that's why Rihanna is here) designed to lure impressionable youth into signing up so they too can fight the 'alien invaders'. Herein lies the problem however: young people today almost definitely don't play Battleship. Basing a tentpole film on a board game seemed like a daft idea from the outset, but recent cinema history has seen a theme park ride turned into a critically and financially successful franchise, so precedent is there in a way. Unfortunately for Universal, even those of us who grew up in a pre-internet/Xbox Live world remember Battleship as a desperately boring endeavour, so how can it be expected to compete in today's short attention-span culture? The strange metaphor that Berg attempts to craft in the film's third act, suggesting that we need to remember and re-appraise the past, just won't fly with 21st century teens bred in our disposable, constantly updating world of technological wonder. BATTLESHIP's strange juxtaposition of bombastic special effects framing ancient board game mechanics simply doesn't sit right, and it's hard to imagine the teen audience, so crucial for success at the summer box-office, tearing themselves away from the latest CALL OF DUTY to embrace the turn-based 'excitement' of this ridiculous film. No amount of explosions can salvage a limp and underwritten movie, and BATTLESHIP, not entirely unexpectedly, is torpedoed by its own outdated inspiration.