- Ex-Boyfriend 2: [steps into scene] I hate your guts.
- Hayley: Icepick was not a thug.
- Shakir: Icepick was not a thug? Where is he now?
- Hayley: He's tied up right now. But he'll be out on parole in 5 to 10.
- Shakir: Could you please stop talking about people having gonorrhea in public?
- Gina: [while hugging Shakir] Oh boy!
- Gina: Please, remember how anti-relationship you were. Which was kind of weird for me, being in a relationship with someone that was anti-relationship.
- Shakir: This is like, This Is your Life: The Hell Edition.