Visions of Violence (2007)
Dave: Victor told me.
Chris: So, now Victor is like what?
Dave: Victor told me she called like three times last week while you guys were workin'. And you were fuckin' in the back and he's like 'I got a line a fuckin' mile long' and Chris is fuckin', fuckin' goo-goo ga-ga over some fuckin' bitch.'
Chris: I just humored her.
Dave: Chris, he's fuckin' runnin' the line for like forty minutes one night and you're humoring her for forty minutes?
Chris: I'm on the phone tryin' to be a nice guy. What am I supposed to say?
Ice Cream Customer: If you ask me, I'm a God fearing person. I think that this had something to do with the parting of the Red Sea. Uh, was that Moses? Or, or whoever parted the Red Sea, I think like, the uh, the street, like when, when they finally stopped the riot, the people just like separated like the Red Sea. So, I think like, you know God came down and did some... ,had something to do with the riot.
Dave: I saw that.
Chris: What'd you? What'd you see? Mayeb you saw the TV? You saw a vampire movie. You didn't see...
Dave: Yeah, I saw a vampire movie starring you.
Chris: You didn't see me do shit.
Ice Cream Customer: I don't trust those people. I go in there once in a while and uh, the guy behind the counter I think is kind of wacked. You know, I go in for ice cream, they give me a hard time. I give them the right money, and they, they throw change at, I just, I don't like it. I don't, I don't like the way they, I don't like the way they run the business.
Dan 'The Man': I stole my mom's car 'cause the bitch wouldn't give me the keys.
Jeff: This lady was eyein' me and shit cuz she knew I was gonna take it.
Chris: Can I ask why you're blaming the movies?
Dan 'The Man': Oh, they give this, like, you, you don't see it, you see it happening, you see people, popping off rich and famous, you see people beating people up and laughing about it, not getting in trouble, I thought that could be me.
Dave: You know who says good boy?
Chris: Guys who have girlfriends.
Dave: Fags who don't get laid by other women.
Dave: Were you telling her your scooping skills or something?
Dave: Telling her how, how hard it is to crush down the cherry vanilla?
Dave: Who's gonna be here tonight? Besides gregor? Do you know anyone who's coming? And don't tell me fuckin' queer guy names either.
Dave: Wave to the camera girls!
Dan 'The Man': I don't think you should say 'wave to the camera girls.'
Dave: Yes, we should. And Chris is like... vroooom... he's like Mario Andretti.
Chris: Where am I then? Where am I?
Dave: You tell me. I know where I was. I was in the living room stoned out of my mind and I know who wasn't in the living room - you and 'blue eyes.'
Ice Cream Customer: And then all of a sudden, the people came storming out of this ice cream bar. And they were beatin' on the cops and beatin' on each other. And... I stayed far away, I don't wanna get involved, I'm not the type that gets into riots and stuff like that. But I witnessed the whole thing and I don't understand really why, I guess it started because the cops were beatin' on the kid... but why would they do that? I mean, isn't that against the law?
Ice Cream Customer: I mean, did God come down? I mean, was this... I've heard like the second coming of Christ.
Chris: Would you care to go into why you were arrested for those things? Can you be more specific?
Dave: Why I was arrested? I don't know... they had to stop me. They wanna fuckin' stop me, let 'em try. Pigs had to stop me sometime. So they did.
Dan 'The Man': Would you sit at home and break your own stuff? no, break other people's stuff. They don't need the shit. I need my shit...
Chris: We are leaving the Ramada. We are live.
Jeff: Hotel number two.
Chris: We are live. We are live right now... wait a minute, we got this guy right here. Excuse me sir, what are you doing at the Ramada?
Dan 'The Man': Um, I'm Ramada security. And, what are you guys doing here?
Dave: We're trying to fuck your sister and we...
Chris: Did you call that girl back?
Dave: Whoa, watch where you're going. We ain't gonna be calling anyone back.
Chris: We are still rolling. We are still rolling, we are live. We are live outside of the... we have two men now. Two men outside the motel six. Come here... men.
Dave: You don't wanna fuck shit up? What are you fuckin'? Oprah?
Dave: Are you done, are you done yet?
Chris: She's gonna kick my ass.
Dave: Shut up. Who gives a fuck? Are you done? Is Karen here right now?
Jeff: She's just a whore.
Chris: I can't hang. Are you sure?
Chris: Believe everything Sherry tells you?
Jeff: About stuff like that, yes.
Chris: Then your boy did the deed?
Ice Cream Customer: Well, I don't know if I'd call 'em, I don't know if I'd call 'em pigs. I mean they're peace officers.
Ice Cream Customer: You think Christ was working at the ice cream bar?
Kooz: But ah, this was the first time that someone was uh, pussy enough to wanna press charges. So, yeah, that little 'Mary' decides to press charges and... I go to the clink for ninety days.
Chris: You gotta call Jeff...
Dave: But what's he gonna do? Is he gonna fuck around? I mean, is he gonna be stupid or is he actually gonna fuck these bitches?
Chris: Well, he's with Cristina - but he'll be out to have...
Chris: ...some fun.
Dave: Good one... he's with Cristina.
Dave: It's a set-up cuz it's a fucking boring night, man. It's like a Thursday night, I'm fuckin' sitting there. I could have a fuckin' good time, I'm sitting there with that fucking fag. He sits there and does the same fuckin' skit. Three fat girls walk in and he's putting on a fuckin' three-ring circus to impress these fucking elephants.
Dave: Jolly Joe, he came in. He came in for some coffee. That coffee's been sitting there for three days. Nobody did anything with it. We've just been shutting it off at night and then turning it back on the next morning.
Chris: That's the way to go.
Dave: Fuckin' filthy. And he sits there and drinks it. I feel bad for the guy. But, I always forget to fuckin' change the coffee. I'm not makin' a new pot - screw his ass.
Dave: If that bitch left a mark on you, you woulda been fucked, pal.
Dave: You woulda been fucked.
The Security Guard: And, uh... Dottie, Josephine... five, six... the girl over here is seven. I got eight girls I could pump right now.
Dave: What, what was the fuckin' ah, Miss 'ol' blue eyes' doin' sittin' on your fuckin' lap?
Chris: She was just sittin' there, that's it.
Dave: What the fuck... sitting there? She had her fuckin' neck, I mean she had her fuckin' mouth all over your neck...
Chris: Nah, nah, nah...
Chris: No, no, no. She...
Dave: No, her head was down on your neck and her fuckin' mouth was moving around.
Chris: She... she got tired, sits down on my lap, and she was just talkin' to me.
Dave: I wasn't that drunk yet, just to let you know.
Chris: So, then she sits down and she's just talkin'...
Dave: Am I taking this exit?
Chris: Yeah, she's talking and we were just hanging out.
Dave: Yeah, she's talkin' what? what? through her mouth... through your neck?
Dave: She fell asleep, right?
Chris: She fell asleep.
Dave: And then you guys were missing?
Chris: But we weren't missing.
Dave: You guys were missing but then you weren't missing?
Chris: No, we weren't missing.
Dave: So, you were sitting there when we came back?
Chris: But you just didn't see us.
Dave: You were sitting there when we came back?
Chris: Yes, we were sitting there when you came back, but we were in a different room.
Dave: You're so full of shit, you're so full of shit...
Chris: You can ask ah...
Dave: And what, what happened to Gregor? What happened to Gregor when we walked in the living room? That was sitting next to you on the couch? What happened to Gregor?
Chris: I got my timeline messed up.
Dave: What happened to Gregor?
Chris: Well, if you were with Gregor then I don't know.
Dave: You know what's going on at the Siesta Motel tonight? Dirty fuckin'.
Dave: Nice guy wouldn't be on the phone for forty mintues with another girl. That's what I'll say. Ha, ha, ha!
Chris: I was just talkin'.
Dave: What were you talking about?
Chris: I don't know - nonsense.
Dave: Were you telling her... were you telling her your scooping skills or something?
Chris: Ah, always.
Dave: Telling her how, how hard it is to crush down the cherry vanilla?
Dave: Striking out all over the place.
Chris: We are live outside the Ramada entrance/exit ramp.
Dave: Come with us, please.
Chris: David, Jeff, Jay and myself Chris Gomez.
Dave: This guy - interview this guy over here.
Chris: No way, that guy will kill us.
Dave: Chris, can we interview that guy over there?
Chris: What are you gonna interview him for?
Dave: Just say 'hi.'
Chris: Interview? what do you have to say?
Jeff: I have to say that we've been rejected from two motels so far and we need to get lucky!