- Dave: Nice guy wouldn't be on the phone for forty mintues with another girl. That's what I'll say. Ha, ha, ha!
- Chris: I was just talkin'.
- Dave: What were you talking about?
- Chris: I don't know - nonsense.
- Dave: Were you telling her... were you telling her your scooping skills or something?
- Chris: Ah, always.
- Dave: Telling her how, how hard it is to crush down the cherry vanilla?
- Dave: Striking out all over the place.
- Chris: We are live outside the Ramada entrance/exit ramp.
- Dave: Come with us, please.
- Chris: David, Jeff, Jay and myself Chris Gomez.
- Dave: This guy - interview this guy over here.
- Chris: No way, that guy will kill us.
- Dave: Chris, can we interview that guy over there?
- Chris: What are you gonna interview him for?
- Dave: Just say 'hi.'
- Chris: Interview? what do you have to say?
- Jeff: I have to say that we've been rejected from two motels so far and we need to get lucky!
- Dave: Victor told me.
- Chris: So, now Victor is like what?
- Dave: Victor told me she called like three times last week while you guys were workin'. And you were fuckin' in the back and he's like 'I got a line a fuckin' mile long' and Chris is fuckin', fuckin' goo-goo ga-ga over some fuckin' bitch.'
- Chris: I just humored her.
- Dave: Chris, he's fuckin' runnin' the line for like forty minutes one night and you're humoring her for forty minutes?
- Chris: I'm on the phone tryin' to be a nice guy. What am I supposed to say?
- Ice Cream Customer: If you ask me, I'm a God fearing person. I think that this had something to do with the parting of the Red Sea. Uh, was that Moses? Or, or whoever parted the Red Sea, I think like, the uh, the street, like when, when they finally stopped the riot, the people just like separated like the Red Sea. So, I think like, you know God came down and did some... ,had something to do with the riot.
- Ice Cream Customer: I don't trust those people. I go in there once in a while and uh, the guy behind the counter I think is kind of wacked. You know, I go in for ice cream, they give me a hard time. I give them the right money, and they, they throw change at, I just, I don't like it. I don't, I don't like the way they, I don't like the way they run the business.
- Chris: Can I ask why you're blaming the movies?
- Dan 'The Man': Oh, they give this, like, you, you don't see it, you see it happening, you see people, popping off rich and famous, you see people beating people up and laughing about it, not getting in trouble, I thought that could be me.
- Dave: Who's gonna be here tonight? Besides gregor? Do you know anyone who's coming? And don't tell me fuckin' queer guy names either.
- Dave: Wave to the camera girls!
- Dan 'The Man': I don't think you should say 'wave to the camera girls.'
- Dave: Yes, we should. And Chris is like... vroooom... he's like Mario Andretti.
- Ice Cream Customer: And then all of a sudden, the people came storming out of this ice cream bar. And they were beatin' on the cops and beatin' on each other. And... I stayed far away, I don't wanna get involved, I'm not the type that gets into riots and stuff like that. But I witnessed the whole thing and I don't understand really why, I guess it started because the cops were beatin' on the kid... but why would they do that? I mean, isn't that against the law?
- Ice Cream Customer: I mean, did God come down? I mean, was this... I've heard like the second coming of Christ.
- Dan 'The Man': Would you sit at home and break your own stuff? no, break other people's stuff. They don't need the shit. I need my shit...
- Chris: We are leaving the Ramada. We are live.
- Jeff: Hotel number two.
- Chris: We are live. We are live right now... wait a minute, we got this guy right here. Excuse me sir, what are you doing at the Ramada?
- Dan 'The Man': Um, I'm Ramada security. And, what are you guys doing here?
- Dave: We're trying to fuck your sister and we...
- Chris: We are still rolling. We are still rolling, we are live. We are live outside of the... we have two men now. Two men outside the motel six. Come here... men.
- Ice Cream Customer: Well, I don't know if I'd call 'em, I don't know if I'd call 'em pigs. I mean they're peace officers.
- Kooz: But ah, this was the first time that someone was uh, pussy enough to wanna press charges. So, yeah, that little 'Mary' decides to press charges and... I go to the clink for ninety days.
- Dave: It's a set-up cuz it's a fucking boring night, man. It's like a Thursday night, I'm fuckin' sitting there. I could have a fuckin' good time, I'm sitting there with that fucking fag. He sits there and does the same fuckin' skit. Three fat girls walk in and he's putting on a fuckin' three-ring circus to impress these fucking elephants.
- Dave: Jolly Joe, he came in. He came in for some coffee. That coffee's been sitting there for three days. Nobody did anything with it. We've just been shutting it off at night and then turning it back on the next morning.
- Chris: That's the way to go.
- Dave: Fuckin' filthy. And he sits there and drinks it. I feel bad for the guy. But, I always forget to fuckin' change the coffee. I'm not makin' a new pot - screw his ass.
- The Security Guard: And, uh... Dottie, Josephine... five, six... the girl over here is seven. I got eight girls I could pump right now.