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The Greatest Movie Ever Made (2001)

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Three U.S. Marines attempt to stop an evil wizard from destroying the barracks.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mike Cowles ...
Kenneth Anderson ...
Josh Cannon ...
Andrew Nevitt ...
Charles Schoppe ...
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Brandon Pauley ...
Daniel Y'Barbo ...
Bret Simons ...
James Hopkins ...
Robby Toler ...
Joseph Klobe ...
Thomas Carraher ...
Will Smallwood ...
The Man in Black
Carrie Armstrong ...
Nevitt's Girlfriend
Jennifer Hoover ...
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The U.S. Marines are a band of brothers, until one day there is a split in the union because of Cowles's dead sister. After Nevitt kills everyone in the barracks, three heroes join forces to stop him, only to realize that there are many other obstacles in the way. Will they be able to stop Nevitt's evil rampage? Or will Nevitt and his mattresses triumph and destroy the world? Written by Anonymous

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A Film By Marines, For Marines


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Many scenes were deleted from the film because they weren't shot digitally. See more »

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The Fighter: Stupid mattresses!
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A poor attempt at what could generously be called a movie
22 August 2015 | by (Sweden) – See all my reviews

A horrible movie. What a tragedy, This film is so bad. The plot makes no sense. The acting is bad. The effects are poor. Very bad. None of the film is entertaining. Auguste and Louis Lumière are rolling in their graves. Really amateur product. To say the least. Stay away from this movie and see someone good Chicago or The Pirates of the Caribbean films instead. This movie is not worth your or anyone else time. This is A vacuum a black hole without meaning or reason .If film was painting this would be an ink stain on a paper. The production values are bottom and the score lifeless. This has no point no reason for existing. It is a nothing a dark soulless vacuo. It lacks life and power. It missed the mark by a mile. It has no place in cinematic history.


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