The Addams Family (TV Series)
Pugsley Addams: Aw, Thing, Wednesday is so good to me. I try to pay her back for all that she does, but nothing I do compares to her... her... her, uh...
[Thing appears with a diploma]
Pugsley Addams: Yeah, genius! I wish I could return the favour just ONCE!
Pugsley Addams: Hey, isn't that the dogcatcher who nabbed Uncle Mange last spring? He must be looking for another Addams to make miserable. Hmmm... Thing, that's it! I'll change Wednesday into a dog! Yeah! Then get her thrown in the pound for a few cold and lonely nights - she'll love it!
Pugsley Addams: All those late-night chemistry lessons... thank you, Uncle Fester!
Pugsley Addams: AHA! Surprise, sis!
Pugsley Addams: You are now a... porcupine?
Wednesday Addams: This has potential...
Pugsley Addams: [being stomped by a rhinoceros Wednesday] Wait! Hold it! Time out!
Wednesday Addams: What ails you, brother?
Pugsley Addams: I wanted to change you into a dog and make you miserable, and look what happened! I got stomped, crushed, trampled... I mean, why should I have all the fun? It's just not fair!
Wednesday Addams: But brother Pugsley, I can think of no greater joy than pummeling you into non-existence.
Pugsley Addams: Do you really mean it?
Wednesday Addams: With all my heart.
Pugsley Addams: Cool! Then don't let me stop you! Let it pour, Thing!
[Thing douses Wednesday with several drops of the chemical]
Wednesday Addams: [shapeshifting between various heavy beasts] Wonderful...
Morticia Addams: Thing says he's grown 20 feet.
Uncle Fester: That's funny, the last time I saw him he only had five fingers.
[Wednesday brings a gift for her brother Pugsley]
Pugsley Addams: An ankle-shackle! For me? You shouldn't have!
Wednesday Addams: I know.
Pugsley Addams: [putting it on] And it even fits!
Wednesday Addams: Good.
[fires a cannonball, which was tied to the shackle. This sends Pugsley flying into the air... ]
Pugsley Addams: [douses Wednesday] Okay! Now you are a dog!
[Out of the mist, a clawed hand holds out a picture of a dog... ]
Wednesday Addams: No, Pugsley, this dog... me GRIZZLY!