The Addams Family (TV Series)

Little Big Thing/Little Bad Riding Hood/Metamorphosister (1992)

Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester

Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : You've never tasted batwing soup 'till you suck it of a dirty mop.

• Morticia Addams : [on phone, Thing communicates by morse code]  Thing says he's grown 20 feet.

  Uncle Fester : But that's weird, last time I saw Thing he only had five fingers.

• Uncle Fester : Hey Granny, did you ust take a dive down the stairs?

  Granny : Yes!

  Uncle Fester : Did you get hurt?

  Granny : No!

  Uncle Fester : Ah, you never do anything right! Hold this and let an expert show you.

• Granny : Just think. All this trouble and no one was even hurt.

  Uncle Fester : [holding up a club with spikes sticking out of it]  We can fix that!