The Addams Family (TV Series)
No Ifs, Ands or Butlers (1993)
John Astin: Gomez
Quotes
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Morticia : Gomez, darling, do you think this is a good idea?
Gomez : What do you mean, Tish?
Morticia : Well, you know how much I love the sound of flesh hitting porcelain, but wouldn't you rather share the tub with our pet alligator Snappy?
Gomez : You're right, Tish. I haven't been eaten alive since Uncle Zombie's last midnight snacking frenzy.
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Gomez : [to Lurch] Well, Fester may not be able to fill your shoes, he'll be able to sleep in 'em and bask in your foot odor.