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Let him go.
What? Fuck is wrong with you, man?
I said I changed my mind, let him go!
He's worth a hundred fuckin' thousand dollars, I'm takin' him in!
Am I not speaking English?
I don't care what you speaking, you big goofy motherfucker. I said I'm takin' him in...
[draws a gun and blows Razor's head off]
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How could you give this movie one star? The dialogue is very silly and the acting is goofball central, but you can't say the plot doesn't make any sense: the original 80s version called 'The Warriors' is widely considered a classic. This movie is goofy, but it's way more fun than it should be and the two WWE stars detract from the story only to the same degree The Rock used to when he was busting skulls. Van Damme's younger brother (in name only) is a bonafied action star, and I hope he continues to make movies.
For seekers of unintentional comedy this is a gem. Find it and give it a shot. For low-budget action aficionados this will be a great addition as it has an independent feel with an above average production value. For people who only watch Eisenstein films ... well, you probably won't be on this page anyways. Happy viewing!
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