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When Bobby goes into his on-suite bathroom to tend to the gunshot wound, he closes the hinged door; but when he exits it is now a slide door. See more »
Let him go.
What? Fuck is wrong with you, man?
I said I changed my mind, let him go!
He's worth a hundred fuckin' thousand dollars, I'm takin' him in!
Am I not speaking English?
I don't care what you speaking, you big goofy motherfucker. I said I'm takin' him in...
[draws a gun and blows Razor's head off]
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A formulaic exploitation movie that fails to live up to its potential
If you looked at the cover for WRONG SIDE OF TOWN (2010) then chances are you're familiar with the guy holding two machine guns on the cover. Wrestling star Batista (credited here as David Bautista) is a hell of an imposing character, but he's not actually the star. In fact he only appears in a handful of scenes. Fellow wrestler Rob Van Dam is actually the hero and the fact that the distributors had such a lack of faith in his pulling power does not bode well. Sadly nothing that takes place during the brief 75 minute running time (excluding credits) does anything to correct that initial assumption. Taking inspiration from the likes of COMMANDO (1985), the movie is cheap and cheerful but also poorly paced and reeking of desperation. It's plot, soundtrack and casting (porn star Stormy Daniels appears only to bare her breasts) all part of a calculated effort to appeal to undiscerning young males. There's nothing wrong with that but this lacks any invention or charm.
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