"The Life of Riley" Junior Falls for Teacher (TV Episode 1949) - Jackie Gleason as Chester A. Riley

Chester A. Riley : I can't understand it.

Peg Riley : Neither can I.

Chester A. Riley : Why should an old man married for years run away with a pretty blond? She must have money.

Peg Riley : Chester Riley! If you don't pay attention...

Chester A. Riley : Go ahead, go ahead.

Peg Riley : Well, I'm trying to tell ya, he just moons around the house!

Chester A. Riley : Nah... what would a rich man want with money? Why would he leave his wife? I guess he likes this blond's cooking.

Peg Riley : I'm talking to you!

Chester A. Riley : Alright, go ahead.

Peg Riley : Maybe he's sick or something. He never acted this way before. There must be some reason for it!

Chester A. Riley : Well, according to this picture here in the paper of the blond in the bathing suit he... Oh... That's why he did it!
Peg Riley : Every day this week, he's been kept in after school.

Chester A. Riley : So, he was kept in.

Peg Riley : Well, he's always been so bright.

Chester A. Riley : So was I. Not a day went by that I wasn't kept in after school.
Peg Riley : Then I've been in love with you the whole time.

Chester A. Riley : Well, I hope so.

Peg Riley : Well, of all the revolting ideas!

Jackie Gleason: Chester A. Riley