The Addams Family (TV Series)

Girlfriendstein/Pugsley by the Numbers/Beware of Thing (1992)

Jeannie Elias: Pugsley Addams

Quotes 

• Pugsley Addams : Maybe we can look around Lurch's room and find out what's bugging him!

  [Wednesday and Pugsley slop into Lurch's room] 

  Wednesday Addams : Methinks we shouldn't be in here...

  Pugsley Addams : Ah, Lurch said we could watch his TV anytime we wanted. So let's rummage!

  [starts going through Lurch's belongings until Wednesday grabs him] 

  Pugsley Addams : Hey!

  Wednesday Addams : [grabs]  Calm down, Attila!

• Wednesday Addams : I didn't know Lurch had a girlfriend...

  Pugsley Addams : Listen to this letter! "Dear, Lurch... uh..."

  Wednesday Addams : Oh, no! She left him!

• Pugsley Addams : [eating a bug]  Mmm-mmm! Barbeque!

• Uncle Fester : [a la Dr Frankenstein]  It's ready! It's ready!

  Pugsley Addams : What's ready, Uncle Fester?

  Wednesday Addams : Lurch's girlfriend?

  Uncle Fester : Nah! My monkey-hair hoagie!