Quotes
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Ben Harper : Look, I think you may have gotten the wrong impression about Susan.
Mrs Philbin : I think she is prickly, manipulative and unstable.
Ben Harper : Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Yep, yep. I'll give you those. Yep.
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Ben Harper : Susan is a stable, sane and responsible woman, and her only crime is that she loves too much. And isn't that the point - finding these dogs a loving home?
Mrs Philbin : Well, you see, dogs don't just need love. They need discipline.
Ben Harper : Oh, I can assure you, she's a real ball-breaker!
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Ben Harper : What the hell are you doing in there?
Susan Harper : [after locking herself in a dog kennel] Protesting the injustices and degradations that are occurring in this dog prison!
Mrs Philbin : Mrs Harper, these kennels are for animals!
Susan Harper : They're not fit for animals! They're cold, depressing, horribly decorated! I'm surprised the dogs haven't rioted!
Ben Harper : Susan, you do not have to do this!
Susan Harper : I do! I owe it to our dog that could have been! And I've informed the media of my protest!
Ben Harper : Susan, I have just told Mrs Philbin that you are a sane, stable and responsible woman, and she said she would let you have the dog!
Susan Harper : [pause] Really?
Mrs Philbin : No!
