Burlesque Massacre (2011) Poster

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6/10
YOU'RE THE BEST DANCER
nogodnomasters16 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This isn't even a who-dun-it. We know that John (Timothy Whitfield) and his sister Crystal (Crystal Swarovski) are the killers. She has daddy issues from which he rescued her. Now they are an item and she is required to wear pasties throughout the entire movie.

Their issues have manifested themselves into killing off strippers, of which Crystal is a dancer also. That is pretty much it, although I will say strippers like to stay clean.

6 stars for the nudity and nothing else. Bad dialog, terrible acting, stinker plot.

F-bombs, sex, and full frontal nudity. Recommend "Strip Club Slasher" (good luck finding it) if you liked this one.
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