- Marjorie Armstrong: Fight? Who'd fight with a guy in a wheelchair?
- Nancy: Someone who got punched in the face by a guy in a wheelchair.
- Bonnie Plunkett: [quietly, to Ashley's vault in the mausoleum] By the way, he grew up to be a really great person.
- Adam Janikowski: [to Marjorie] You're going to think I'm a horrible person. I didn't just cheat on Ashley, I cheated on her with her mother. Don't look at me.
- [Marjorie looks to the side]
- Adam Janikowski: It wasn't just one time, it was seven times, and here's the worst part, once I slept with both of them in the same day.
- Bonnie Plunkett: So let's review. You cheated on Ashley with her mother, you cheated on her mother with Ashley, you kept this a secret from me, and you got arrested for getting into a bar fight.
- Adam Janikowski: To be fair, those events happened over a 40-year span.
- Bonnie Plunkett: [visiting a mausoleum] Here's Ashley... right next to her mother. Guess they made up after all.
- Adam Janikowski: I hope so.