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Daniel Martin: [Simon opens the door to his room] Hi Simon. Wanna hear a joke?

Simon Ferguson: Do I have a choice?

Daniel Martin: Knock knock.

Simon Ferguson: Knock knock.

Daniel Martin: Huh?

Simon Ferguson: Goodbye!

[shuts the door]

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Simon Ferguson: I first made these effective little potables in Cairo with Adrienne Barbeau on the set of 'Tit for Tut'.

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Kate: Once I stopped partying on Saturday nights I discovered this wonderful thing: it's called 'Sunday'.

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Simon Ferguson: Peddling jam at a swap meet? Kate, you need this drink worse than I thought.

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Kate: [Kate finds out she's been acting like an exotic dancer while drunk] This is so humiliating...

Simon Ferguson: Kate, relax.

Kate: I only made 9 dollars.

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Kate: [referring to Simon's character demise on Days To Remember] Torn apart by wild monkeys. I guess they beat me to it.

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Kate: You waltz in here after twenty years, flash the Fergusen charm, turn my life upside down and expect me to accept an apology?

Simon Ferguson: Oh, I'm sorry, you lost me after 'flashed the Ferguson charm'.

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