- Daniel Martin: [Simon opens the door to his room] Hi Simon. Wanna hear a joke?
- Simon Ferguson: Do I have a choice?
- Daniel Martin: Knock knock.
- Simon Ferguson: Knock knock.
- Daniel Martin: Huh?
- Simon Ferguson: Goodbye!
- [shuts the door]
- Simon Ferguson: I first made these effective little potables in Cairo with Adrienne Barbeau on the set of 'Tit for Tut'.
- Kate: Once I stopped partying on Saturday nights I discovered this wonderful thing: it's called 'Sunday'.
- Kate: [Kate finds out she's been acting like an exotic dancer while drunk] This is so humiliating...
- Simon Ferguson: Kate, relax.
- Kate: I only made 9 dollars.
- Kate: [referring to Simon's character demise on Days To Remember] Torn apart by wild monkeys. I guess they beat me to it.
- Kate: You waltz in here after twenty years, flash the Fergusen charm, turn my life upside down and expect me to accept an apology?
- Simon Ferguson: Oh, I'm sorry, you lost me after 'flashed the Ferguson charm'.