- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hail, O Swami of the Gnarly Pounders. We seek audience with thee.
- Patrick Star: Plus we wanna talk to you.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Where are your shoes? You're not going section eight on me, are you?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: It's so hot, my shoes... my shoes melted off.
- Jack Kahuna Laguna: There's one thing I forgot to tell you. In return for its awesomeness, the Big One always demands a sacrifice. One of you will not return.
- Squidward Tentacles: I volunteer SpongeBob!
- Narrator: To some, surfing comes as naturally as eating ice-cream on a hot day. To others, it's like eating ice-cream on a cold day.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?
- Patrick Star: Not since I saw my first triple-layer cheesecake.
- Squidward Tentacles: [Jack Kahuna Laguna gets swallowed by the Big One] I guess the Big One prefers a high-protein diet.
- Davy Jones: Yeah, that's right, baby! Welcome... to my locker!
- [He laughs maniacally and then sings Daydream Believer]
- Davy Jones: For a day-dream believer and a homecoming queen!
- [He throws a sock at the Flying Dutchman]