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May the best sellout win.....
Tronman73 from The place
12 April 2009
Yeah. It's official. Nick is dead. The bad shows, bland humor, reruns
in disguise, and mediocre magazines were it's cardiac arrest. This was
a nail in the coffin. The day of children's quality animation is over.
Better start watching The Simpsons.
What? What's wrong? Well every-. Oh. In detail. Okay. So first off was
the opening showing The Rock (or Dwayne Johnson) on a "Mission" to
deliver the orange blimps to the KCA. He gets out of a Men in Black
type car and catches his clothes in the door ripping them off only
leaving his underwear. Very *cough**groan**grunt* original. So after
five minutes bad acting he finally passes out an award. Speaking of
awards, the voting was rigged. I know it. The best movie award
candidates were Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Ga- I mean High School
Musical, and Bedtime stories. There were plenty of better movies this
year. But then I saw the winner. This person in a red wig did a
cartwheel onto the stage and the back of the shirt said: HSM3. Over the
Dark Knight. Over Iron Man. Over Bedtime st- actually that movie was
bad. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!??! The rest of this was BS. When they opened
chests for awards they would get sprayed with slime or not have the
winner inside. Then some gimmicky gymnast or rope- swinger or machine
or whatever would come on stage with the award after five minutes of
jumping around. This happened in every single award except one. Also,
the budget was lower this year. I had DVR and fast forwarded through
the speeches and skits but also through a few awards because they
didn't bother to screen the nominees. Over all the voting was rigged,
the acting was bad, the humor was not humor and I did not enjoy this at
all. Avoid it like the plague. Do it next year too.
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