Ofcr. John Cooper:
Ma'am? Is everything OK?
Mother:
[
to her small daughter] Seeee? You dialed 911 and these nice men came to help us. That's how it works; if you ever have a problem or anything bad happens to you or mommy, you just dial 911.
Ofcr. John Cooper:
So let me get this straight: you just dialed 911 so you could teach your daughter how to use ut?
Mother:
Of course; how else is she going to learn?
Ofcr. John Cooper:
Well, no offense, ma'am... but you have your head up your friggin' ass.
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